The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper - Start Your Career Today! - Special Discount for Prisoners

[De Villo Sloan]

The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper

Founder:

Martha Stuart

Administration:

Katerina Nikoltsou, Dean of Asemics

Diane Keys, Minister of Propaganda, Student Ambassador

Snooker the Amazing Mail-art Dog, Dean of Men

David Stafford, Dean of Women

De Villo Sloan

Current Students:

Sue Bowen

Dark wall

Diane Keys 

Katerina Nikoltsou

KDJ

My Life As A Collage

Austin Wills James

Applications still being accepted! Post your work in the MSSAWP discussion thread!

Don't put off today what you can do tomorrow!

Our state-of-the-art facilities put you an environment that will be very similar to your first big job after graduation

What are you waiting for? Let's roll!

"Why put off today what you can do tomorrow?"

- Martha Stuart (advice to John Lennon and Yoko Ono during the recording of Revolution #9)

Our faculty and staff are here to serve you!

[De Villo Sloan]

Patty, this is a photo of the school's founder Martha Stuart. You can make a copy and keep it in your Hope Chest, if you like. Once Martha said: "Every girl must be free to chase her dream." I thought that was very insightful.

[De Villo Sloan]

Fess Parker played Davy Crockett in the Walt Disney television series. Davy Crockett was known for his coonskin cap:

[De Villo Sloan]

[De Villo Sloan]

Where is everyone? We're getting nowhere with the line of asemic headgear and glasses. The competition is trampling us. DW?

[De Villo Sloan]

[DKeys]

How did I miss this?DW did they meet your demands?

[De Villo Sloan]

SandPo-lice busted me up bad

[DKeys]

Art can be a dangerous business sometimes. I hear the SAnd-police trained with Al Quieda. They are a violent faction of the Sandpo Movement -gone rogue from the true core of peace loving sandpoets

[DKeys]

You're right,of course, Kat. I should never have said that even jokingly. I think DVS should expel me and strip me of my title honestly.  Dear Homeland Security, I was just joking. The sandpo movement is peaceful, if not fictitious. The Sandpolice are peaceful, if not fictional. No strikes or protests of any kind have ever occured at Martha Stuart  and any that were mentioned were purely fictional. Good thing yours is already shredded Kat!

[De Villo Sloan]

DK, I respectfully ask you not link the name of the Martha Stuart School with terrorism?

[DKeys]

Sorry DVS. You're right. That was completely uncalled for. I meant to say that the Sandpo-lice do not believe in excessive force, just friendly coercision. They talk things through respectfully over coffee and if that doesn't work, then comes the beat down. Hope you are healing DW-way to go standing up for your right to stand up for your rights!

[De Villo Sloan]

DK,this is a perfect opportunity to show the new face of Sandpo. I am sure everyone forgives you for linking us to terrorists. The SandPo-lice were disbanded after the great reform that took place in the movement. Yet I fear they remain a shadow organization. The Martha Stuart School over-reacted by calling them in - but then DW is a "special needs" students. Where's the damned asemic headgear? We have orders! Show's over folks...