What Up With The Mail Art Gods?

[DKeys]

I'm having the weirdest experience trying to send this piece to Suzlee Irbrahim in Malaysia. I have attempted to send this twice using a total of 3 stamps each time and they keep cancelling my stamps.It's damn well over=postage, but they keep sending it back!!!! The mail art Gods are apparently not wanting me to send this. I did use the "Deceased Return To sender" stamp on it but since when is the PO paying that much attention?  I guess it evens out for all the times I get uncancelled stamps. Not sure if I should try a third time or just give up.   Sorry Suzlee-it was the thought that counted!

[DKeys]

The toothy Stranger Faction

[De Villo Sloan]

The tooth is friction to the stranger

[Nancy Bell Scott]

It's all truthiness. Uh oh. Maybe I should go off my meds.

[DKeys]

The Strange is Truther than the Fiction

[De Villo Sloan]

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

[DKeys]

Please tell me what T.O.X.I.S. stands for DVS--I always suspected this went way beyond into the way beyond, but hearing you validate it is oddly comforting and terrifying at the same time. I mentioned this suspicion to someone else and was told to go back on my meds. Can you believe that?

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Wow, it doesn't even look like they're there. ExTREMEly chilling.

[De Villo Sloan]

I think this proves my conspiracy theory: There is a secret organization within the eternal network called T.O.X.I.S. that is trying to undermine all that is positive and good in mail-art. Clearly DK is a target. Imagine a world without Trashpo. Imagine a world without roadkill or Attitude Girl. The situation is becoming serious. Today it's DK. Tomorrow it could be YOU.

[DKeys]

Yes, and I must obey the Gods of the Post as they hold my mail art destiny in their robotic hands. I have send it for the third time with all the suggestions you guys made. Let's see if it comes back this time:)

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

Yep. Diane, it has to go in a WHITE standard envelop with "To......."written, or prited, clearly in black and that red line around it would help too. Your address must be small and in the upper left corner ( or other side of envelop )"From" clear before your name. That is the only way the "gods-of-the-post" ( machines) will get it through, who knows how many postal stations before it arrives in Malaysia!

The postal gods deem it all necessary