Soon to be released product coming to a store near you!!

[DKeys]

Each individual product is hand-crafted by world renowned geometric scientist " Cardboard Lamborghini" Introducing...the Cylindrical Buddy!!!  Do not confuse this with the Rectangular Pal, this will be released in limited quantities. The CB will become more important to you than your cell phone and you'll never leave home without it. Includes a GPS tracking device in case of theft.  Here are just a few uses for this snuggly wonder:

• play poker with it
• makes a great cat toy
• fun staring contests with his GOOGLY EYES
• convenient bendable limbs
• jogging partner
• keeps the monsters under your bed at bay
• keeps you company
• hollow middle makes a great hiding spot for money and valuables
• flammable

Hours of fun to be had with your new best friend. Made from 100 percent New Zealand Sheep's Wool, pipe cleaners from Moroccan opium dens, duct tape from Detroit, the adhesive capital of the world, and googly eyes from Hobby Lobby's 6.66 sale. Comes with a 10 year warranty. If you are not 100 satisfied, sent it back for a replacement shape. View picture below at your own risk. We are sure you will fall in love with him instantly and eternally. Operators are sitting by waiting to take your order. We will also include, at no extra cost, a third (GOOGLY) eye and another pair of duct tape diapers, and a personalized name plaque from Cardboard Lamborghini, as well as his signature  if your respond in the next 5 years!!  We bring this amazing item to you for two easy payments of $33.33!! plus shipping and handling  OR buy one here on ebay!!!!!Notice our awesome feedback!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=121091761922

Please send check or money order to Cardboard Lamborghini  c/o the Elgin Mansion. This will help him fund his other great invention-- the "Multi-Purpose Cylinder". 

Best regards,

Cardboard Lamborghini

[De Villo Sloan]

So the TrashPal is hollow.

Well, you fill that hollow area with a minor explosive like firecrackers. Make one of those appendages a fuse. Then you'll have the Exploding Cylindrical Buddy. I guarantee you won't be able to keep those on the shelves.

[DKeys]

I could not be more proud of my son. I'm thinking this could be BIG.

[De Villo Sloan]

Another winner. Can I order a TrashMa & TrashDa (Trash Mom & Dad)?