Soon to be released product coming to a store near you!!

[DKeys]

Each individual product is hand-crafted by world renowned geometric scientist " Cardboard Lamborghini" Introducing...the Cylindrical Buddy!!!  Do not confuse this with the Rectangular Pal, this will be released in limited quantities. The CB will become more important to you than your cell phone and you'll never leave home without it. Includes a GPS tracking device in case of theft.  Here are just a few uses for this snuggly wonder:

• play poker with it
• makes a great cat toy
• fun staring contests with his GOOGLY EYES
• convenient bendable limbs
• jogging partner
• keeps the monsters under your bed at bay
• keeps you company
• hollow middle makes a great hiding spot for money and valuables
• flammable

Hours of fun to be had with your new best friend. Made from 100 percent New Zealand Sheep's Wool, pipe cleaners from Moroccan opium dens, duct tape from Detroit, the adhesive capital of the world, and googly eyes from Hobby Lobby's 6.66 sale. Comes with a 10 year warranty. If you are not 100 satisfied, sent it back for a replacement shape. View picture below at your own risk. We are sure you will fall in love with him instantly and eternally. Operators are sitting by waiting to take your order. We will also include, at no extra cost, a third (GOOGLY) eye and another pair of duct tape diapers, and a personalized name plaque from Cardboard Lamborghini, as well as his signature  if your respond in the next 5 years!!  We bring this amazing item to you for two easy payments of $33.33!! plus shipping and handling  OR buy one here on ebay!!!!!Notice our awesome feedback!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=121091761922

Please send check or money order to Cardboard Lamborghini  c/o the Elgin Mansion. This will help him fund his other great invention-- the "Multi-Purpose Cylinder". 

Best regards,

Cardboard Lamborghini

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Those boxing gloves are huge. No wonder I recognized them.

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Fun, I hope more to come.

[DKeys]

I'm really hoping it is Nancy. He is hoping to pay for college with his 'inventions'. While CB is unisex right now, I think he should make girl and boy versions. The duct tape diaper is easily misunderstood. He was going for sumo wrestler and put the duct tape on the hands as boxing gloves. I can't figure out how to see page views on ebay. I find their web site very frustrating and not user friendly

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Haha x 20! The Cylindrical Buddy should become a big ebay seller, although the duct-tape diaper could be a worry. The thought of a constipated Cylindrical Buddy might be off-putting; you could offer Phillips Milk of Magnesia as part of the package. 

[De Villo Sloan]

Then TT is a "sick bro." Dw tells me that means good friend.

DK is my Mom - Growing Up in DKult could be very positive. All Kulter kids should be D-Kids; they're the future. And don't forget the D-Kanines and D-Kats.

[DKeys]

Thanks Carina!  I'll pass along this offer to CL DVS. I don't think he would have any problem doing an expose, although I protected him from the whole Stubbs incident.  Believe it or not, TT is not my son. One of his friends wrote that which shows that people are taking the CB VERY seriously as they should. 

[Carina]

Cylindrical Buddy seems to be a friend in need :))) Best wishes to CL!

[De Villo Sloan]

DK, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, as they say.

Now I want you to pass along a serious offer to TT, if he wants to branch out. If he is ever interested in writing a memoir - DK is my Mom or Growing Up in DKult (or something) - M-L will give him a publishing contract and a fair cut of the royalties. All he has to do is tell his story to the world.

[DKeys]

See what people are saying about this great new product:

[DKeys]

I will pass on your tips to CL. He has gone back to his laboratory