I've been signed to David Stafford's Record Label!!!

[DKeys]

This arrived from Ectosplamic Records and I was thrilled to see that all those hours practicing the electric fife has paid off. (David, when do i get my royalty check?) Larry Poonish was always such a joy to work with and luckily his tuba tones were so low you couldn't even hear them. I have not listened to the CD inside as I am waiting to play it at my housewarming party. David Stafford is not only enchanting, but genius, and definately must be a very famous person posing as a humble IOUMA mail artist. Thank you David---this made my day!!!!!!  Can't wait to see what is actually on this CD, but admit I'm a little scared at the same time. will it make my eardrums bleed?

[De Villo Sloan]

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[De Villo Sloan]

DKULT fans everywhere have been waiting for the release of this material. Thank you!

BUT not ONE TRACK has any work by Mr. Stubbs - the Pete Best of the DKULT. It's just really sad that he has been written out of history because he did some amazing work with DK when she had the Bobby Keys (her uncle). Mick Ronson, Klaus Voorhman line-up. You can't even find boot legs of that.

Back 2009, Mr. Stubbs was left alone on the highway in New Jersey with a wrecked DKULT Tour Truck to explain things to authorities. Life for him, didn't go so well after that. Oh well, Sox, Rugs, and Rotten Roll:

[DKeys]

That's beautiful Kat---sigh

[DKeys]

better than the Elgin Knocker

[David Stafford]

Hmmm, is the mosaic floor suitable for tap dancing?

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

Ready for gig: Roman Ruins of Emperor Galerius in Thessaloniki.

I like it under the Arch of Galerius....

but perhaps better in the Palace with the mosaic floor?

[David Stafford]

Yes, we get this confusion all the time...The Elgins and The Elgin Marbles...we are the only Elgins who play with all our original marbles....

[David Stafford]

Okay, the scheduled gig is at the ruins of the Emperor Galerius' palace in the shade of the enormous apartment building. Can you make sure you have mike pick ups for five fifes and a tuba?

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

The Elgin Marbles are coming to Greece? How great that is! Thanks, David! xxx

May they come running...

[David Stafford]

that or the one we never see....