I've been signed to David Stafford's Record Label!!!

[DKeys]

This arrived from Ectosplamic Records and I was thrilled to see that all those hours practicing the electric fife has paid off. (David, when do i get my royalty check?) Larry Poonish was always such a joy to work with and luckily his tuba tones were so low you couldn't even hear them. I have not listened to the CD inside as I am waiting to play it at my housewarming party. David Stafford is not only enchanting, but genius, and definately must be a very famous person posing as a humble IOUMA mail artist. Thank you David---this made my day!!!!!!  Can't wait to see what is actually on this CD, but admit I'm a little scared at the same time. will it make my eardrums bleed?

[DKeys]

Dear Miss Dr. Skinner,

A reliable source has informed me that you were spotted at the Bondage-a-gogo last night. I appears you were with the Dearest Miss Spell Chick. Perhaps this is just a nasty rumor started by God knows who. But I would hate for this information to get out, as it would seriously jeopardize your position as the office bitches' bitch.

Sincerely and with feeling,

DK

[DKeys]

Dearest Miss Spell Chick,

A reliable source has informed me, that you were spotted at the Bondage-a-gogo. I would really hate for this information to get out, as it would seriously jeopardize your position as office bitch.

All the best in love and light

DK

[De Villo Sloan]

DK needs to talk to Dr. sKinner about why she hates blondes.

[De Villo Sloan]

Spell Chick (online now!)

Miss Keys, your rudeness is inappropriate. Please don't blame me for the thistle in your jammies.

You missed your appointment with Dr. Skinner, BTW. And perhaps you should spend a little more time on your greeting cards project and less on aimless banter in blog threads.

Have a nice day!

[DKeys]

wut teyepoz? Did I spill Manx rong? Dear Miss Hell Chick--although I'm sure DW LIKES being reprimanded, I do not. Please keep your duties limited to answering phones and typing. You seem to getting really out of line and I will have to take this us with Dr. Demento

[De Villo Sloan]

Spell Chick (online now!)

Miss Keys, you've exceeded your typo quota for the day. Naighty, naughty!

[DKeys]

I hear the mink oil 45 is really slick

[De Villo Sloan]

edited dance mix version

[David Stafford]

I mean...We're.....behind all this art crap there's a lot of potential money-making to be made...(insert maniacal laughter here)

[David Stafford]

You we're going to turn this economy around, one minxus at a time....