I've been signed to David Stafford's Record Label!!!

[DKeys]

This arrived from Ectosplamic Records and I was thrilled to see that all those hours practicing the electric fife has paid off. (David, when do i get my royalty check?) Larry Poonish was always such a joy to work with and luckily his tuba tones were so low you couldn't even hear them. I have not listened to the CD inside as I am waiting to play it at my housewarming party. David Stafford is not only enchanting, but genius, and definately must be a very famous person posing as a humble IOUMA mail artist. Thank you David---this made my day!!!!!!  Can't wait to see what is actually on this CD, but admit I'm a little scared at the same time. will it make my eardrums bleed?

[De Villo Sloan]

"This is Mr. Spock. Please stay where you are, Miss KDJ. We're tracking your coordinates and Scotty is preparing to beam you aboard. Dr. McCoy has been in touch with Dr. Benway and will administer a mild sedative he prescribed as soon as you arrive."

[De Villo Sloan]

"Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom?"

[DKeys]

Dr. Benway needs to lower her dose of Thorazine.

[DKeys]

Jerry Jeff Walker--lyrics don't get better than that. I had no idea Minxus originated in TX!!

[De Villo Sloan]

DK reminded me of a klassic MinXus song:

"Up against the wall Red Neck Mother,

Mother who has raised her son so well,

he's 34 and drinking in a honky tonk,

kicking hippie's asses and raising hell"

Someone needs to check KDJ's pulse every once in a whiile

[DKeys]

KDJ, you do seem considerably calmer

[De Villo Sloan]

KDJ - I'm glad to see Dr. Benway's meds are working so well for you.

[DKeys]

p.s. I have reached out to you by including a typo and other grammatical errors in hopes that you will except my olive branckh

[DKeys]

Dear Miss Spell Chick,

Before I responded to your kind note, I decided to count to ten. Well, I have now counted to 10,433. While doing this, I received a download from Swami BillyBobananda. He has given me wise counsel from the other side. He says:

"You must all get along. Martha Stuart stood for tolerance, harmony, lace, and furry backs. When you hurt each other, you hurt yourself. And that hurts. He revisited Martha' Parable of the sticker gitter. The rest was said in an unknon tongue, but what I gleaned from that was this--"Live like you're living--only better." It is with that, that I choose to love you unconditionally as you are an extension of myself. Love, Light, Money, and Power.

[De Villo Sloan]

Spell Chick (online now!)

Miss Keys, "God knows who" could be spreading malicious rumors about my personal life? Thank you for alerting me. Whoever is spreading rumors about me is probably someone who has no life of her own and dates barnyard animals.

Oh, and I looked at your file. I'm so sorry you had that awful experience with that pig! I can only imagine what it must be like for you to eat pork. I'll be very sensitive because you're obviously not playing with a full deck.

Have a great day!