Great Raw Trashpo from Torma Cauli

[DKeys]

This is so balanced and aesthetically beautiful given that it is such grungy/raw trash. Torma has an amazing eye. More trashpo is posted at my blog at dianekeys.blogspot.com

Please send submissions for my trashpo call to

Diane Keys

407 S. Liberty St

Elgin IL  60120

Exhibition will take place in Jan 2012

[DKeys]

That will be very useful in our secret medical lab. The cloning is going extremely well. I bet you didn't even realize you WERE a clone did you? so convincing.

[De Villo Sloan]

Wait - I forgot the organ donation bonus! That's where the money is. Put down Torma for a kidney... I'm sending the paper work. 

[De Villo Sloan]

I must have had KDJ on my mind. Thanks for the message. All we can hope is that things get better for her.

[DKeys]

I think KDJ is strongly in need of a full sized shroud and/or prayer blanket right now--preferably made of road kill. The RK procurement team is working on it (community restitution workers). KDJ was paid 1% commission and a 4% hazard pay--due to the high profile nature of her position with DKult, it exposed her to great risks. The tabloid frenzy was the least of it. We have a lovely well-meaning DKult member, who compulsively bakes banana bread as she was told in a vision that it was her mission to rescue black bananas from the land fill. As much as we support her, we never want to see banana bread ever again. But she won't stop. Some will be on its way to you.

[De Villo Sloan]

1 freakin %? I heard KDJ was getting something like 5% And since the offshore accounts were closed, you can't even launder the Elgin Shroud. Allright... deal... send Dw the banana bread.

[DKeys]

Yes, DVS, you get 1% of the worth of the recruits' estate donated to DKult. Torma's rare coin collection is being appraised at the moment, as is his Ray Johnson autograph and lock of hair. We have no reason to believe they are a fake. I will need DW's signed authorization for you to receive his dividend check. We can also pay you/him in banana bread.

[De Villo Sloan]

Diane, we get a commission on every new Kulter we bring in, right?

I'm claiming Torma. I've been selling him on Trashpo since May. Sure, I used MinXus to get my foot in the door. But as soon as I got in, it was nothing but Trashpo scripture until the guy was scrounging the streets of Budapest. I have proof below. Send a cashier's check to Dw.

http://tormacauli.blogspot.com/search/label/De%20Villo%20Sloan

[DKeys]

shit sorry Angie--january 2013!!! That just feels wrong to write that!!