Erni Bar: German Wet Ones or Does my bum look big with these?

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Straight from ERNINESS king himself. Never before has something like this been turned into mail art.   But what could it be?

The Art Hammer hit the nail right on the head.

Ready to "go" moist toilet paper

Thank you Erni.  I plan to take along next week on my three week trip to America.  The guide book says that you should carry your own toilet paper, don't drink the water and don't speak to cowboys.  This might turn out to be a messy blog!

[Bifidus Jones]

No idea what you're talking about Monsieur Marks...

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Bifidus, you bet ya, I heard, 8 inches of snow tonight.  No way MN this trip.  That place is for the loon-a-ticks.  Why did you think the State bird is a Loon?  Actually, I think the state bird is a mosquito!

  Nope, this will be a real USA holiday.  And I'm sure Elvis is out there somewhere.  It would be great if I ran into him and he signed a few of my Mail Art pieces. 

[Bifidus Jones]

If yer comin' to Minnesota, bring a snow shovel...

[Nancy Bell Scott]

If only there were a western national park in Maine. But alas, there is not.

The comments make me yearn for coyote love, or at least for the ability to spout the lyrics/poetry below. Whichever arrives on my doorstep first, I'll take it.

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

Yep, partn'r, Cowboy Dean is buckin' WEST!

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Yes, that's a big one from Erni alright.  "Go West young man", he said.

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

The Art Hammer arrived in Greece, too!

As the  Haptic Werewolf strikes again (do I have to blog it?)

Dean LOOK: nice big bar code:

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

Don't run in any marathons.

Don't go near fertilizer factories.

Don't open any strange envelopes.

(Hmm, good idea Dean has not to use French envelopes :-)

I bet Dean is Minnesota bound...

"and the country I come from,

is called the Midwest..." :-)

Will you meet up with Grigori, Dean?

[Carina]

I knew the Art Hammer was a practical guy!

Dean, have a good trip, drive safely.... and if possible, light :D

[xx Jones]

Oh Erni!

Thank you both, you made me laugh!