DKult Health Insurance Issues

[Svenja Wahl]

DK herself sent this great package: It seems that there are more formalities for the common DKult member than I realized before! Now I have to fill out this: 

Has anyone experience with this kind of commitment to DKult? I would be grateful to know more about it before selling my soul (or does it already belong to Diane? I'm not sure)

To deepen my commitment DK sent another of her wonderful trashpo art cards:

Thanks DK, I love all of it!!

More photos here: http://amtfuerpostkunst.wordpress.com

[De Villo Sloan]

Going out & collecting trash for art every day can be hazardous & I'm all for D-Koverage. Neil's unfortunate involvement in a dumpster explosion is DramatiK example.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Neil seems to be healing fine but we're still going to sue the pants off the restaurant.

[De Villo Sloan]

You forget Mr. Stubbs. He donated his heart.

[DKeys]

DW was the very first DKult organ donor--it's true, but the only thing he is willing to donate is a finger--which I take as a jab and unfortunate reminder of some past misfortunes.

[De Villo Sloan]

How did you D-Liver it?

[De Villo Sloan]

I'm a DK Organ Donor!

[DKeys]

now if I can just get KDJ to send the Living Will back, we'll be in business. Demonstrations of trust and commitment are common around Dkult. Just today someone donated their entire collection of pokemon cards~

[De Villo Sloan]

Nyet! High D-ducktible!

[De Villo Sloan]

I can neither confirm nor deny your statements.

[DKeys]

Sorry KDJ--didn't mean to pressure you. It's just that DKult lives and dies by the mail. We hold a vigil on the days the mailperson is late or a total no show. Conspiracy surrounds those days as we feel DKult correspondence is being screened, but our fire purification ritual today should help with that. Neil may or may not be healing up just fine from the alleged Dumpster explosion. NBS of the legal department, is handling the matter.