DKult Chaplian Neil Gordon; Open to all your spiritual and pyschological needs,24/6

[Neil Gordon]

AS CAHPLAIN OF DKULT, I TAKE MY JOB SERIOUSLY! PLEASE PRESENT ME WITH ANY PROBLEMS OR QUESTIONS VIA DK'S TRASHPO SITE OR MY EMAIL. nO SUCH THINGS AS STUPID QUESTIONS. ALL PSYCHIC/PARANORMAL MATTERS GO TO THE OFFICE OF THE DKULT TRASH GODESS,BLESSED BE.

AND NOW OUR TRASH PRAYER;

DEAR SOURCE OF ALL REFUSE

BLESS US WITH YOUR ABUNDANCE AND JOY.

MAY WE MAKE A BETTER WORLD THROUGH TRASH,  AND UNIVERSAL MAIL ART!

MAY WE FLATTEN OUR CANS INTO ARTWORK

AND LOVE THY TRASH AS THYSELF!

AMEN ,AWOMEN, ALL THOSE IN BETWEEN!

[Neil Gordon]

Thanks DVS, Now your chaplaining me! We are the eternal network, trash-endental experiences.How about doing some asemic Shamanic work for DKULt??????You have the power!!!!" Who is John Galt????"

[De Villo Sloan]

You're just one of us Neil. That IS the eternal network. Some different consciousness altogether. Sometimes I wish they'd shut up to be honest with you.

[Neil Gordon]

DVS: Thanks man! "I belong to the blank generation, and you can take it or leave it each time"(R.H. Voidoid)

I'm going through trashendental experiences here! Burroughs just told me he cut up the King James, and Ginsberg is working on the 6th book of Moses with HOWLin' Wolf!

[Neil Gordon]

Yes Nancy, the spiritual and the trash go hand in hand.Cannot have one without the other!All great religious and spiritual leaders of history spent  a lot of time talking Rubbish! Every one has their own trash filled journey to sift through in life! ....KDJ: your signed up, just don't know when it is. In Trash We Trust!

[De Villo Sloan]

Neil is just... man, it's inspiring, it's like some cosmic thing is speaking through him now.

 

Oh yeah, that April issue is writing itself - don't forget the D-Meter & other stuff too

 

DK & the "burning bush" - too hot to touch that one!

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Chaplain, you are clearly the person for the job. Just listen to you. Trash related emergencies--we have those, yet there has never before been a semi-name for them. And the digital fast. I'll go out on a limb here and say that most spiritual emergencies are also trash related emergencies. Just think about that on your day off before the first three stars appear in the sky. I am humbled.

[Neil Gordon]

Of course i work on Sundays Nancy! I'm usually on a digital fast between friday night and when the first 3 stars appear in the sky on saturday nights. But My Door and Inbox is always open for spiritual and trash related emergencies! I'm an Interfaith into trash chaplain! Maybe DVS and DK can design a shamanistic retreat some where?Perhaps the sacred Elgin landfill? I heard it smells like roses and dark chocolate!

[De Villo Sloan]

Y'all KNOW that the April edition of the DKULT fanzine will have a full report on Neil's miraculous ascension to a shamanic figure & the elevated importance of his asemic texts.

 

I would definitely checkout DK's confession performance piece. She did one.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

What's the deal, chaplain Neil, you don't work on Sundays?

[Neil Gordon]

Thank you brothers and sisters of the sacred DKULT,silk is good! Remember my hours are 24/6! Lets keep in touch huh?!?....and i do walk with a cane by the way! (like Moses) Peace,Love,& Trash!!!!!;Chaplain Neil