Sign Ups Now Being Taken for alternative roadkill sourcing sponsored by the U.S. Dept. of Dead Animal Removal and the International Union of Death and Resurrection (and Deletist Protestors)

[DKeys]

Help Save the flattened

[De Villo Sloan]

Tell me something I don't know. Your "Who killed Bambi?" is tough to beat. First real synthetic roadkill manufactured tomorrow - if you don't hear from me have my membership cancelled - working with volatile compounds. Tell me something I don't know.

[DKeys]

Please be careful De Villo! So much of this operation depends on you, not to mention numerous Peta members. Will promise better working conditions--no more dim lighting, long hours, and crappy vending machine selection. Can't wait to see your creation

[De Villo Sloan]

Dear Diane, yes, not a good choice for a reference. But clearly alternatives to the real thing are being discovered. Your bunny piece remains the "Guernica" of the Roadkill School, IMHO. Item has been mailed to you.

[DKeys]

Roadkill for all seasons--but I think he's just sleeping

[DKeys]

wow, wow, wow! Got my first bit of roadkill art from Lisa Iversen thank you also for the awesome christmas cat spread

[De Villo Sloan]

Congratulations, Diane. This roadkill thing is really taking off in a big way.

[De Villo Sloan]

Dear De Villo, thank you so much for all you have done to help launch roadkill art. You are a genius. I couldn't have done it with out you. - Diane Keys

[De Villo Sloan]

Dear Diane, I am glad you finally responded. I accept your appreciation. It was nothing really.
- De Villo

[DKeys]

Dear De Villo,  of course it couldn't have been done without you! without all your consciousness raising efforts we would never have found out about the widespread use of RK in school cafeterias, prisons, and McDonalds.  And I mean this sincerely when I say, thanks you so much for all you have done to help launch roadkill art. You are a genius. I couldn't have done it without you  p.s. the roadkill cafe sting operation was a total success!!

[De Villo Sloan]

Diane, have you heard about the roadkill shortage?

[DKeys]

I have noticed that numbers have gone down since they lowered the drinking age

[DKeys]

this is a great design.  De Villo, RK transport coordinator, has the bodies piling up at my door. Can someone please send some recipes so something good (and tasty) can come from these tragedies? The neighbors are starting to talk