Viz'n'Val

[Valentine Mark Herman]

.Formerly arac'n'kram who "were looking after this site while Vizma has gone walkabout. We look forward to when Viz re-emerges in NY & meets arac. Until then let's keep the show on the road, folksl"

She's back. And so is the Viz'n'Val roadshow.

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

What about if I get the first dance with Vizma as payment instead?

[vizma bruns]

Huh? I take it that photo wasn't put there to make me happy?! And I will not be used as some kind of payment method, thankyou Dean! Unless perhaps there's a very fine bottle of champagne involved, all for me of course, not for sharing!

[Valentine Mark Herman]

No, Vizma, the photo was to make me happy: it's a cassette recorder that I bought at a flea market "Barely used/still in original box/original [1979] receipt included/excellent condition, etc", that didn't bleeding work! But Electronics Wizard Marks fixed it.

I've had a word with the la Banque de France, and, alas, they won't accept 'Vizmas' as an alternative to the Euro. Sorry to disappoint you, but if you get 10/10 on Dean's Index and a bottle of bubbly, you should be OK.

[vizma bruns]

G'day Val!

Got your invite to come to the Oktoberfest and other drinking festival (s). Thankyou very much, and thanks for the link to the Wiesn flirting talking dictionary. Now I'll be very popular at the next Oktoberfest. I can also order half a chicken.

Oans, Zwoa, Gsuffa!

1,2, down the hatch.

Viz.

[vizma bruns]

when does the bubbly arrive?

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Does your delightfully-named  national drink 'Possum Piss' have bubbles,

[vizma bruns]

unfortunately not, otherwise I'd drink it.

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Michel and the boys in the garage have sent you back to me ...at last!

Welcome home.

i did have to pay a rather large ransom for you.

Please send a cheque.

Thank you.

[vizma bruns]

Welcome home (to V&V) to you too Val! I thought you'd never come back! I was starting to think you were going to ditch me and start a Stripygoose and Val forum!!

Not sending a cheque til I get my champagne.

[Valentine Mark Herman]

How could I ditch you for a bunch of dumb animals? No don't answer that.

I can't send the bubbly until I get your cheque. Until then you'll have to stick to the possum's stuff.

A Kiwi is coming for dinner tonight. What do they drink?

[vizma bruns]

Assuming you mean a New Zealander and not the flighless bird, they would be enormously impressed if you served them a Sauvignon Blanc from Marlborough, NZ. If the latter, just a bowl of water with a dash of honey would be fine.

[Valentine Mark Herman]

She drank beer. Lots of it. Keeping up the Antipodean/Oceanic tradition. In some style. Hic.