Hi--I am doing an unofficial poll for a story I am writing. A christian company is looking to crowdfund their project they are calling "McMass" In an effort to increase waning church attendence, they are looking to put a McDonald's inside a church.  My question is:

would this make you any more likely to attend church?

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Comment by vizma bruns on December 2, 2014 at 1:27pm
No worries, Nancy. I'll just hang around and altruistically bolster the peeps in the bar who need holding up during boring services.
Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on November 30, 2014 at 2:56pm

Thanks for the save, Viz! Yes, DK, I'd consider joining, but only if actual attendance is not required. They'd have to allow me to rest agnostically in the bar part while services were going on.

Comment by DKULT on November 30, 2014 at 1:41am

Because I think The Church makes a great name for a bar then you could tell your friends you were going to church. these idiots want to have a McDonalds which is MUCH unhealthier than alcohol

Comment by DKULT on November 30, 2014 at 1:40am

so are you guys saying if the church put in a bar you'd consider joining ?

Comment by vizma bruns on November 30, 2014 at 1:34am

In Australia, pie is made of meat, or something resembling it. Nancy, I'd happily meet you at the McBarChurch next time you're drunk and don't know what you're doing.

Comment by DKULT on November 30, 2014 at 1:32am

my fave quote will be 

'would only go if looking for a place to puke"

Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on November 30, 2014 at 12:56am

Ok, but only lightly skewed please.

Comment by DKULT on November 29, 2014 at 11:07pm

Kat--Attitude Girl is a vegan--which is part of why she has an attitude. she mostly only eats pie

Comment by DKULT on November 29, 2014 at 11:06pm

these responses are great. yes, hadn't thought of writing trashy novels but that is a fantastic idea.  logical transition from trashbooks to trashynovels.  my poll is completely biased of course because I try to insulate myself from anyone who would actually think this was an awesome idea.  Petrol--please do find some pics!! or if you know the name of it I would love to look it up!!  can i use any of yours guyses quotes  heavily skewed and edited and anonymous of course? lmk

Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on November 29, 2014 at 8:50pm

Except, Sir Richard, the McMenu needs to be sent to the furnace. No McMenu in the bar OR the church itself--too much temptation for some, and you know where that leads.

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