So, just HOW did Richard know the postal service was going to "enhance" his poem, which reads "I'd stop trying to read this if I were you)." How did he know that it would be torn right through the words "stop" and "if"? Coincidence?
Then, ON THE DAY I GET CALLED FOR JURY DUTY, I receive this:
I think this is getting downright spooky. Or Richard has been hanging out with DK and has become clairvoyant? It's too bad the media is so caught up in the election right now. This is something that calls for investigation!