Intriguing TraSHPo Recipe Card from Diane Keys

[Thom Courcelle]

"Yummy Cabbage Cream Cheese Cake…."

As far as I can tell, the recipe goes something like this:

1 can apple pie filling

1 box Jiffy White Cake Mix

1 cup chopped pecans

1 cabbage

Mix all ingredients together. Stir with a wooden spoon 1,322 rotations. Caution! [May cause bursitis.] Bake for 56… or 59… or 65… or 71… or 75 minutes depending on the size of cake pan. If you are not happy with the results, start over and add one can chicken noodle soup to ingredients. If puzzled with results, you may wish to call HAZMAT to remove the concoction. I don't know where the cream cheese goes.

Thanks, Diane!!! I'm going to serve this at my next bridge club gathering.

Oh wait… what's that sticker in the corner??

What would Trashpo Jesus do?  …Well, I'm sure if He were a gentleman, he'd serve the cake with wine. Sounds okay to me!!