Genuine John Bennett Shopping List has a new owner!!!!

[DKeys]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120746669321...

[De Villo Sloan]

I'm sure you'll have your day in court, DK. "Hell has no fury like a pig that has been scorned." There is clearly an argument over whose heart is more broken. The byline for "Splattered": currently reads: by Stubbs as told to Ramone as edited by DVS. So I'm seeing the drafts. I'm trying to get them to tone down and remove some of the more compromising passages - those that really make everyone look bad.

[DKeys]

He said he wasn't drunk, that he just reeked from too much cologne. Like I fool, I believed him. one of many lies

[De Villo Sloan]

And yeah, why would you allow a pig to drive a bus when there were all those other people in the back?

[De Villo Sloan]

I am helping Stubbs edit the book - as he plans to upload it at LuLu or something. Your stories do match with the tire! But a WHOLE lot more happened that night.

[DKeys]

Stubbs just wants my $1.50 to romance some other girl. He actually DID create the chunk-o-skunk because he was so drunk he ran over the poor thing! I had to scrape it out of the tire, so it's all how you look at it.  You're only getting half of the story. And his half is wrong!!

[De Villo Sloan]

Chew 'em up and spit 'em out DK. Don't think I didn't notice you've already got people finding your tour bus for you. I have the chapter where Stubbs said he actually created "chunk-o-skunk." And let's not forget the guy in Australia who claims he invented roadkill in '70s.

[DKeys]

Nancy, could you send that extra dollar to John Bennett? Don't listen to DVS. He's just mad that his screenplay for Roadkill 4 was rejected, again. Stubbs is a pig with a dark past, present, and future. Stubbs signed a waiver, waiving his rights to have any rights. Everything in the book is true, except the parts where he makes me look bad. 

 

[De Villo Sloan]

Nancy, don't fall for that DK stuff. She has so many things going it's unreal. She's an entrepreneur in sheep's clothing. It's clear from another blog she's about to embark on another national tour. I am definitely posting excerpts from Stubbs' forthcoming book: "Splattered: My Life On the Road with DK." The person behind the legend is revealed. Stubbs is in a Mexican quack clinic still trying to recover. He needs to make a little from the book because all he ever heard from DK was: "Check's in the mail."

[De Villo Sloan]

DK, while you're counting your loot, don't you think John Bennett should get a cut? This is an age-old situation: Everyone, for instance, thinks Jackson Pollock was successful in his lifetime. In one of his best years (there weren't many of them) I think his best annual total was about $8,000. Now people sell and resell his work for millions. Is this situation fair to artists? I think you should give a percent to JMB. He's still alive!

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Unsweetened KoolAid AND unflavored snow cones, those poor things!   Resubmit the bill and I'll send you another dollar.  I forgot about handling fees -- that should be another $4.81.

I'm so happy it's in the mail already, thank you!  I totally forgot about the 3D glasses.  They should be interesting, since I don't exactly need more altered states than I already have, but hey.  Explorer time.