From: Richard Canard (0012-0318)

[Jayne Barket Lyons]

After receiving this card from Mr. R.C., I thought I'd stop by the local bagel shop to have one of "them thar" redneck bagels. I came up empty-handed! It appears that the Twin Cities is not catering to hicks these days. Haha!

Coincidentally, the word HICK (in the late 14c.) was a pet form of masc. proper name Richard. Hey, wait....this card is from a HICK, er, I mean a RICHARD. No doubt they serve redneck bagels in Carbondale, Illusion. 

Oh, by the way...the Minnesota Twins are sometimes referred to as the TWINKIES. Who would have 'thunk it!'

I hope you don't mind my silliness, RIchard! Thanks for the card!