Don't Open from Val really does mean Don't Open wideshut

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

If you are one of the luck ones to get one of these from Val, we don't open it!  No matter if you have sent Val mail art or not, you will be fined.  You have been warned!  Thanks Val for this, I'll pay my fine in McVitie's Homewheat Digestive Biscuits.

[cheryl penn]

I got a speeding fine :-( - and I wasn't even NEAR any of Val's mail. I owe you both one - one what you ask - aaah - that would be telling, so I'm not. ;-) X

[Valentine Mark Herman]

TRY AGAIN: KEYBOARD PROBLEMMMMMS

 

Where's your cheque, Dean?

Katerina: you'll probably get two of these fines one day, but you have been warned.

Angie & Snooky: TOnto, not TAnto, kemo sahbi

Katerina again: no-one ever follows my instructions, ever.

And now the Lone Ranger rides off into the sunset.

Val

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Where's yopur cheque, Deab?

Katerina: you'll probably get one of these fines one day, but you have been warned...

Angie & Snooky: TOnto not, kemo sahbi 

Val

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

Is the Province of Gerona near Verona?

Oh, it is all Greek-to-me as it is not even French !

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

HaHaHa...never open an envelope from Val!

(unless he gives you special instructions to do so!)

This is great! But it is Greek-to-me, I mean the French...(me no understand.)