DKult hiney tattoo

[Jen Staggs]

A blog post to the DKult Compliance Committee:

As per the request of KDJ and to prove that yea, verily, DKULT is indeed the shit, I send you all this image of my new tattoo applied to a hiney.  I am hoping that the image below will be acceptable to Thom, DeVillo and Neil as well as Angie, the official DKult tatt officer. 

Ever your devoted DKult member, Jen and Fonzie*

*Fonzie, though nervous about exposing his derriere on the interwebs, gave his express permission to serve as my proxy hiney.

[DKeys]

Ask and you shall receive KDJ!!  The booklet is a field guide and how to on how to get a good picture of a cat butt. It descibes all the different types of cat butts and has a cat butt-alog with other cat butt products such as air freshener and gum,

[DKeys]

got this as a present

[DKeys]

I totally want to do this to my cat, but he would never tolerate it! yes, please post Fonzie! we need another DKanine

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Jen, this sure did become a complete Hi-Jack! Excuse, please+thankyou!

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Ramsay is puzzled but very pleased by your compliments, Angie and DK. Her last lion cut was a hatchet job--these people know what they're doing. We can't stop touching her. Usually she has long long fur that mats this time of year (and makes her almost completely round). Sometimes we can keep up just enough by clipping; other times there's no way, like now. Huge thick things that cover her back and belly and are hard as rocks! Very weird, actually. She is so relieved.

[DKeys]

want not what.   spell chick sabotage again.

[DKeys]

I am smiling all the way to Maine, but the problem is that I now what your cat! That is so cute!! Those little elbow tufts crack me up and she looks so sweet. The first ever DKult Kat (and those shaved spots look perfect for a tat). Glad she will be okay!

[Nancy Bell Scott]

'K, here's the Ramsay lion cut from three different angles, none perfect, that's why there are three: 

[Nancy Bell Scott]

She had four badly infected teeth removed and needed stitches. Also arthritis in a hip. She'll be fine, though.

[DKeys]

Wow! Your cat is on some harcore narcotics! poor thing. what is wrong with her?