DKult Chaplian Neil Gordon; Open to all your spiritual and pyschological needs,24/6

[Neil Gordon]

AS CAHPLAIN OF DKULT, I TAKE MY JOB SERIOUSLY! PLEASE PRESENT ME WITH ANY PROBLEMS OR QUESTIONS VIA DK'S TRASHPO SITE OR MY EMAIL. nO SUCH THINGS AS STUPID QUESTIONS. ALL PSYCHIC/PARANORMAL MATTERS GO TO THE OFFICE OF THE DKULT TRASH GODESS,BLESSED BE.

AND NOW OUR TRASH PRAYER;

DEAR SOURCE OF ALL REFUSE

BLESS US WITH YOUR ABUNDANCE AND JOY.

MAY WE MAKE A BETTER WORLD THROUGH TRASH,  AND UNIVERSAL MAIL ART!

MAY WE FLATTEN OUR CANS INTO ARTWORK

AND LOVE THY TRASH AS THYSELF!

AMEN ,AWOMEN, ALL THOSE IN BETWEEN!

[DKeys]

Neil's voice is the same that Moses channeled from the Burning Bush--wait did Moses have anything to do with a burning bush? You are divinely inspired Neil--as always. Your robes are being sewn at this very minute by Lisa Skybridge Iversen Studios. You did want the silk right? Are you a Spring, Summer, Winter, or Fall?

[Nancy Bell Scott]

No more problems, because now you've given us a trash prayer, and what a fine one it is! Who knew it was missing? Yet it was.

[Thom Courcelle]

BRILLIANT! Congratulations, Monsignor Gordon.

[De Villo Sloan]

The TrAshemics of Neil Gordon are the sacred texts of the DKULT. Let us read them together

[De Villo Sloan]

The power of Trashpo is speaking through Neil and is speaking to me.

I hear you brothers & sisters.

Amen Neil

You are the TrashPro Phet