New Official Trashpo I-DKards w/Tracking Chip

Are you tired of people looking at you strangely when you are doing the Divine work of artist & poet gathering trash?

Do police, mental health professionals and "property owners" (no doubt agents of TOXIS!) question & even seek to prevent your right to Free Expression as a Trashpo artist?

Tired of being lumped in with Street People & Dumpster Divers?

Your low-interest, pre-approved Trashpo I-DKard will set you apart from the rest!

If you are detained, your activated card will allow you to be released by DKult attorneys on the grounds you are a political prisoner. Present the Kard when you seek to gain entrance to a restricted area to gather trash. (Not valid in some states and countries.)

SPECIAL FEATURE: Your I-DKard contains a high-tech device developed from secret alien technology that enables the DKult to monitor your whereabouts & safety.

For additional fee, your card will be activated so you can be de-materialized & removed from any adverse situation & re-materialized in the safety of your home.

PASS KODE will be provided upon receipt of your convenient monthly payment plan.

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Comment by De Villo Sloan on June 11, 2012 at 5:12pm: Right, DK. I forgot about the anti-microbe properties. The Docs working w/those pieces from the wrecked spacecraft haven't figured out how it works, but it defintely does.

Comment by DKeys on June 11, 2012 at 4:28pm: I hear the alien tech also allows for instant santization--sort of a 3D anti-virus to keep trashpickers safe from disease. There are very real dangers to being a trashpoet, as Angie recently discovered after receiving aromatic trashpo from the Nothing. I think these cards are a great deal. Plus the first 10 people to sign up will receive a free pet blessing from Snooky.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on June 11, 2012 at 4:14pm: DK, I thought maybe the recipients could add their own personal information.

As the information explains below the scan, the I-DKards are pre-approved & have low interest (fees applied) monthly service plans. Platinum member will have the alien technology chip activated so D-Kult can de-materialize them from difficult situations & re-materialize them in the safety of their homes.

With low interest rates, this is an amazing opportunity.

Comment by DKeys on June 11, 2012 at 3:57pm: Fantastic-are these going to be photo ids?

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