Super Cabbage Powers by Vizma

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Comment by vizma bruns on January 17, 2012 at 6:42am

Oh, what have I started?

Please no lycra, lurid or otherwise, no mankinis, unitards, leotards or other retards. This family show is about bras only. Citrus ones to be precise.

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on January 17, 2012 at 5:39am

What did this Vima say yesterday: "I thought this was a family show"?

Now in your family, you might make bras out of oranges*, but....no, I can't go on.

In shock.

And shame,

Val

*PS. here is a note from the Head of our QAlternative Bra design Department:

"It would be very difficult to make a bra out of oranges, because of the pips and the juice and the near-impossibility of sewing up the skins. Half orange-shaped moulds could be used for the cups. Perhaps your friend has in mind filling a more conventionally made bra with oranges in the absence of anything more biologically suitable -- although limes or lemons or grapefruits might be more anatomatyicaly [he can't spell] appropriate. A bra could, of course, be painted orange." 

Comment by Arac on January 17, 2012 at 5:27am

I think maybe lurid lycra bike shorts could work...could u possible make yourself a bra

made of oranges and pose in front of your car? ;)

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on January 17, 2012 at 5:25am

Hey Arac, I have some lurid lycra cycle shorts. I also have a one-piece black and red lycra triathlon suit which is the nearest I can get to a lemon bra*. Will they do anything for you?

If you want to tell us anything about carrots, I am sure that Vizma and I will listen, sympathetically, and try not to giggle too much.

Val

(* And NO Vizma, I will not post a photo of me in them, cos they are in abox in the attic somewhere right now, and will stay there until spring comes)

Comment by vizma bruns on January 17, 2012 at 4:22am

YEAH VAL!!!

Comment by Arac on January 16, 2012 at 8:15pm

So now it's my bad....just cause I have a thing for men in poyester disco pants and lemon bras?!?!?  I didn't even say anything about carrots...VAL ;)

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on January 16, 2012 at 2:05pm

I thought it was, too...but then Arac posted the piccie

Comment by vizma bruns on January 16, 2012 at 7:26am

Thanks for the idea Val. But I thought this was a family show!

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on January 15, 2012 at 8:58pm

I dread to think what would happen if Vizma ate carrots.

Val