Sign Ups Now Being Taken for alternative roadkill sourcing sponsored by the U.S. Dept. of Dead Animal Removal and the International Union of Death and Resurrection (and Deletist Protestors)

[DKeys]

Help Save the flattened

[DKeys]

I'm all for it! As the grand master administrator for the Deliterati, I'll leave it up to you to delete or not to delete:)

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Linguistic Roadkill Incredibly Anal and Boring Point: those of us who speak English-English as opposed to American-English would prefer to be Deletist Protesters than Deletist Protestors.
Yours sincerely and faithfully, Val

[DKeys]

Good point Valentine-protesters and protestors alike are welcome, although they will not be treated equally

[DKeys]

I'm glad Nevermind did not say that here or I would have to delete him. The life cycle is all about recycling, but it's all a matter of taste and I have none. Low standards keep a person happy. posting pics of roadkill to honor them would be cool or a mail art swap ??

[DKeys]

Dear De Villo,
I am definately not the nevermind although I might have the mind of nevermind in the esoteric sense. As for the hotline, it should only be used with extreme caution, as those who call are recorded for all posterity. But if you must, you can call: 1-900-profitfromyouraddictions (or SCAM on your phone pad). Mention my name and I think they will throw in some kind of Chia Pet. Looks like I might be the only psycho out there photographing and immortalizing roadkill. won't you join me?

[DKeys]

Hilarious-soooo want that for xmas!!

[De Villo Sloan]

Diane, this is confusing. I responded to the wrong group, I think. See the message about the synthetic roadkill. A

[DKeys]

no animals were harmed in the making of this photograph as they were already dead

[De Villo Sloan]

You did it, you really did it.

[DKeys]

yup--aint no shame in my game. I've heard rumors from Jen that there is crossed over armadillo in TX, love your idea of Bifidus bringing dignity to this budding artform. also heard from Test Tower that he's been photographing Roadkill for years. Thank God I'm not alone. c'mon, you know you want to

[De Villo Sloan]

I don't know, man. This is Social Realism. I passed on that after the forced-labor camp thing. I was thinking more abstract. (These streams are xxxxed up. That's the second time that happened.)

[DKeys]

Socialist? no thanks--I'll stick to anarchy (tightly controlled that is=in my own mind) more abstract in what way? Have a good Thanksgiving