Onions

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Comment by Litsa Spathi / NOBODY on January 26, 2009 at 6:49pm

Mick Boyle said: I changed my mind and my comment. I now think Nobody is a crybaby. Hooray for the red white and blue! I am now going to scan my american flag and write a score about it.

Nobody replies: Micky Boyle is right. I even found a video where the Fluxlist people documented how the tried to get rid of this ' crybaby':


That is what has been writen in the Onion Bible. They also mention a source:

http://fluxlist.blogspot.com/2007_08_05_archive.html

Comment by Ruud Janssen on January 26, 2009 at 6:43pm

Crybabies. That is a word I will have to look up in the Onion Bible I just purchased for the Onion Archive.

Comment by Allan Revich on January 26, 2009 at 2:03pm

Onions make me cry. They are Fluxus Crybabies.

Comment by Ruud Janssen on January 25, 2009 at 7:17am

Onions caught up the THE NET.

Comment by Ruud Janssen on January 23, 2009 at 7:18pm

Memories of when we were at Onion School....

Comment by Ruud Janssen on January 21, 2009 at 5:21pm

Lets grow....

Comment by Peter Dowker on January 16, 2009 at 8:34pm

or pull out a nose hair.

Comment by Talking Bird on January 16, 2009 at 7:51pm

A friend once told me that if you have a reason to cry but you don't, then it causes disease -- a cold, or even worse.
Maybe I should chop a warm onion every day after I read the news.

Comment by Talking Bird on January 16, 2009 at 4:38pm

But, now that I think about it, maybe it's better to cry when you chop onions. The tears, mixed with the sulfenic acid, might be very good for washing the eyes and removing harmful bacteria. My eyes have been tired all the time in recent years. I thought it was just aging or too much staring at computer screens, but it could be because I learned that trick about chilling onions.

Comment by Talking Bird on January 16, 2009 at 4:25am

Chopping an onion will not make you cry if the onion is cold.

Always keep a few onions in the refrigerator, and take them out just before you chop them. No woman no cry.

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