The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper - Start Your Career Today! - Special Discount for Prisoners

[De Villo Sloan]

The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper

Founder:

Martha Stuart

Administration:

Katerina Nikoltsou, Dean of Asemics

Diane Keys, Minister of Propaganda, Student Ambassador

Snooker the Amazing Mail-art Dog, Dean of Men

David Stafford, Dean of Women

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Current Students:

Sue Bowen

Dark wall

Diane Keys 

Katerina Nikoltsou

KDJ

My Life As A Collage

Austin Wills James

Applications still being accepted! Post your work in the MSSAWP discussion thread!

Don't put off today what you can do tomorrow!

Our state-of-the-art facilities put you an environment that will be very similar to your first big job after graduation

What are you waiting for? Let's roll!

"Why put off today what you can do tomorrow?"

- Martha Stuart (advice to John Lennon and Yoko Ono during the recording of Revolution #9)

Our faculty and staff are here to serve you!

[DKeys]

The world is definately ending soon. These are a steal at $70

 

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[De Villo Sloan]

I'm pleased to announce the Martha Stuart School is developing an apprenticeship program with a world-famous taxidermist. Soon... this could be you!

[De Villo Sloan]

Everyone, let's welcome My Life As A Collage as a student newly admitted to the Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper. Her work is outstanding. I'm not sure if she intended to apply, but she is accepted. We've had a dip in enrollment since Diane Keys linked us to an international terrorist organization. Of course, we are not.

[De Villo Sloan]

[DKeys]

Okay. this is great. And completely freaky at the same time. Poster-child for the conspiracy theorists and privacy advocAtes worldwide. stop staring at me!!

[cheryl penn]

Big Brother is Watching.

[De Villo Sloan]

We have this question about whether to use the Sand Police at Martha Stuart. They did put an end to the May Art Strike quickly. I think we probably don't want them in the long run.

[DKeys]

To save money I have replaced the Sandpolice with campus security guards. They mostly keep 24 hour watch on Dark Wall, being the resident anarchist. But his controversial graffiti wallpaper design has found a small but loyal cult following.

[DKeys]

I completely second that Katerina. Is there a campus welcome committee? We have Big Brother and the Big Bad Wolf it looks like.

[De Villo Sloan]

Dark Wall is doing great! He says he can't wait to get back to Martha Stuart. Could we give him a warm welcome when he returns? You tried to expel him a few minutes after his acceptance last time.

[cheryl penn]

MAN!!! Dark Wall - you look like ZALOP!!! Poor thing :-(

[De Villo Sloan]