The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper - Start Your Career Today! - Special Discount for Prisoners

[De Villo Sloan]

The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper

Founder:

Martha Stuart

Administration:

Katerina Nikoltsou, Dean of Asemics

Diane Keys, Minister of Propaganda, Student Ambassador

Snooker the Amazing Mail-art Dog, Dean of Men

David Stafford, Dean of Women

De Villo Sloan

Current Students:

Sue Bowen

Dark wall

Diane Keys 

Katerina Nikoltsou

KDJ

My Life As A Collage

Austin Wills James

Applications still being accepted! Post your work in the MSSAWP discussion thread!

Don't put off today what you can do tomorrow!

Our state-of-the-art facilities put you an environment that will be very similar to your first big job after graduation

What are you waiting for? Let's roll!

"Why put off today what you can do tomorrow?"

- Martha Stuart (advice to John Lennon and Yoko Ono during the recording of Revolution #9)

Our faculty and staff are here to serve you!

[De Villo Sloan]

My first projext. Asemic pants!

[DKeys]

Wow DW. This is really inspired. By what? I don't know, but it seems only natural that asemic wallpaper would transition into Asemic Fashion! You're a genius. So glad they took us back.  Who doesn't love cordurouy? Is this the summer, fall or winter line? It looks a little like a wild night at the frat house

[De Villo Sloan]

You didn't go to Northwestern. You went to

[DKeys]

I went to Northwestern and then I went to Hell--but I've said too much already...

[De Villo Sloan]

thx dk - the asemic pants have some bugs in em. really stiff when you put them on and they tend to freeze

[DKeys]

DW is a real teacher's pet isn't he? I DO love his menswear though.  I think we should pitch the shredpo sports line to  Office Supply Companies for their employee uniforms. 

[De Villo Sloan]

FAB new asemic clothing designs! Shredpo and more classic asemic styles. Martha Stuart must be beaming in heaven for sure. Kat, I don't know how you will manage both your art and administrative functions. Perhaps Sue Bowen would like to fill an Assistant Dean of Asemics spot? Onward Holy Rollers!

[De Villo Sloan]

[DKeys]

Dear Ramone and Stubs, That Rosetta Stone has really worked wonders for you.  You told me you only speak English and the language of love. Another lie I suppose.  I don't plan to visit anytime soon. I am very busy with school, which I take VERY seriously.  I wish you all the best-twisted or not, but I can not be seen with you in public anymore.

yours truly

DK

[De Villo Sloan]

Hola DK, Stubbs y yo estamos orgullosos de ustedes. Usted es un pez gordo en la Escuela Asemic Fondos. Estamos en la Florida. Tal vez usted puede visitarnos. Vamos a visitarpronto. Mis mejores deseos, Ramone y Stubbs

[Patty Davidson]

 

 

Are Lucy and Ethel alumni of your fine institution? 

Signed..

Curious in Crockett

[De Villo Sloan]

Dear Patty Davidson, t

 

The truth is no one has actually earned a degree from Martha Stuart yet.

 

Lucille Ball does bear a striking resemblance to out founder Martha Stuart, although I believe he was a brunette, which was what sparked the brawl with Mick Ronson on the David Bowie tour. Mick Ronson had very nice blond hair; that's what matters when you are a rock star. Martha always used to tell us, "No bad hair days allowed!"

 

That's actually Desi Arnez with Lucille Ball in the picture, I believe. We could award them honorary degrees if you think it would have any benefit for our school.

 

Thank you!