Someone who once wanted to be a Porn Star posts this UPDATE

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Bonsoir!

Several of you responded privately to my last Porn Star related Blog, and asked me (and I'm being polite here, as you will understand) "Hey Val, what's it like being a Porn Star? Come on, spill the beans, man!"

I feel obliged to reply, but -- as I'm sure you understand, there are certain standards of decency that must be maintained on this family-friendly site -- I have to be discreet.

Also, and please don't accuse me of being too polite but I'm not going to get into ANY sort of discussion about Porn and Beans (although I would advise you to avoid Heinz salt-free Baked Beans  [for obvious reasons].

Right.... now we come to the promised Update in this Waannabee Post Star's life.

I have hurt my neck. I can hardly move my head.

"How did you hurt your neck, Val? What were you doing and with whom, and was it enjoyable, and...etc, etc?"

I hurt my neck when I slept with Bianca last night.

"Who is Bianca? What's she like? What were you doing with Bianca and was it enjoyable, and...;etc, etc?"

Bianca is one of my cats. She took over most of the pillow last night. I slept in a very strange position and now have a very sore neck.

THE END.

*****

"Thank you, Val, for sharing this nonsense with us".

You're welcome. More tomorrow, folks.

"We can't wait. Well actually we can."

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

Hmmm, sleeping with Bianca...

stiff neck has to be expected "at-your-age"!

(Bianca says: It's all Trouble's fault!...right, Lil' Red?")