Purging the Akashic Records

Circumstances have led us to extreme measures. Dkult is offering a 29% stake in Eduardo Cordosa's Soul and 10% equity.. Open to licensing option as well. You will receive a duplicate copy of a signed (in blood) ditto xerox of the rights to his very essence. Terms are negotiable.

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Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on January 20, 2013 at 3:28am: All righty then, great--something to frame! There's hardly anything to frame around here. By all means you will have periodic updates. Thank you for making all of this possible, your highness. You're the cat's meow.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on January 20, 2013 at 2:54am: This sort of a Fillet of Soul.

Comment by DKeys on January 20, 2013 at 1:20am: I hope you'll give me periodic updates on whether Count Cordosa is traversing the light or dark side. If he chooses the dark side you won't be able to get his soul insured, except by those scoundrels that hide behind bulletproof glass. I will send you the original signed copy of his contract.

Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on January 19, 2013 at 9:30pm: Well, mergers are more complicated, so he'll probably remain in the dark on this move. I'm taking your permission and running with it.

Comment by DKeys on January 19, 2013 at 9:02pm: unless there are any counteroffers Nancy, it looks as if you are the proud new owner of Eduardo's soul!!!! and he won't even know it switched ownership. He did know about the last merger though

Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on January 19, 2013 at 4:59pm: I want Eduardo's whole soul for myself. Would that be possible in DKultLand?

Comment by De Villo Sloan on January 18, 2013 at 3:34pm: Since we're dealing with Kulters, you had better work out a Repo plan if they D-fault.

Comment by DKeys on January 18, 2013 at 2:41pm: royalties--just to be clear. We would like royalties for any money earned by the person using Eduardo's organs

Comment by DKeys on January 18, 2013 at 2:40pm: Well, since we have exclusive rights to his soul, I think organs are included so if you want in on this deal we can work something out. All I would ask for is royalties.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on January 18, 2013 at 1:37pm: This is fabulous! Does DKULT still have that organ donation program?

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