DKULT PHENOM: Trashpo ATCs (Diane Keys, Neil Gordon, KDJ & Bernice) + Trash Talk from Dean Marks (France), Katerina Nikoltsou (Greece), Richard Canard (USA)

[De Villo Sloan]

Very rare DKult ATC/lottery tickets (master sheets). Circa 2009. Now re-issued by D-Kollectibles of DKult-New York (DKULTNY). Part of a huge D-Kollection purchased from a fan now living in Mexico. D-piKted (from top clockwise): Diane Keys (aka Janice) on Andy Warhol God phone, TrashPro-Phet Dharmadada Neil Gordon (wearing Attitude Girl glasses), KDJ, Bernice (winner of "DK for a Day" contest).

 

April 29, 2012 - Amid purges, challenges to its authenticity, scandals, bickering, and organizational issues that rival the sinking Titanic, Trashpo and the DKult are a a genuine phenom. Artists across the globe are looking into their dumpsters and bins with hungry eyes seeking inspiration. Truly exciting work is being created.

 

Unfortunately, the phenom has given rise to a vast industry of fakes and duplicity. Dark wall, who has established D-Kollectibles as a subsidiary of DKULTNY, claims to have identified no less than 17 artists in the Eternal Network posing as Diane Keys and circulating fradulent artwork.  Beware.

 

While most of the fakes are crude and easy to spot, I think the most alarming development has been the crass merchandising of Trashpo within Dkult ranks. Some die-hard D-Kulters are sad victims of this stampede while others have shown themselves to be calculating exploiters seeking to cash in while it lasts and to cash out and be on the last train before THE NEXT WAVE comes along.

 

 

Dean marKs or Marx - visonary of the D-Konomy - short selling the Elgin Shroud or in other words: DKult chewed up and spit out a decent & well-meaning person

 

The saddest casualty of DKult mania so far is probably Dean Marks (Paris, France). Now the sad story of how DKult destroyed his life and career can be told as a cautionary tale of the torture within an artist's soul, starry-eyed idealsim, and the brutality of the corporate board room that crushes the human spirit like a cigarette butt beneath an iron heel:

 

Mail-art by IUOMA member Dean Marks (Paris, France)

 

When I first took this piece out of my mailbox, I seriously thought it was junk mail from a mutual fund or credit card company. Then I saw the "suit" was holding an Elgin Shroud Shred. Double take. In the stark, Soviet-style Post Office in the shadow of the Auburn Correctional Facility where you might observe Franz Kafka awaiting trial, I looked at the other side of the mail-art and became immersed in the riveting and tragic story below. I hope you can read the scan because I want you to know it in Dean's words:

 

 

Dkulters were no doubt puzzled and concerned when Dean began posting Anti-Trashpo comments on the IUOMA board a few days back, especially questioning the powers of the Elgin Shroud. His tirade came on the wake of what is now known as the Schwitterpo Uprising.

 

No - Dean is not an agent of TOXIS. No - Dean is not a cyborg sent from the future by Kurt Schwitters to destory Trashpo. Dean genuinely wanted to help Trashpo. He succumbed to DK's siren spell, her Svengali Ron Hubbard doublespeak like so many others.  Ask Mick Ronson: No one can find him. Ask Mr. Stubbs: He stopped talking. Dean chewed off more than he could bite.

 

Dean was a visionary, taking the D-Konomy straight to the CEO. Dean was a visionary, seeking to be an agent of cultural change through his own ineffective actions and pathetic strategies. It was a futile gesture. Dean had to experience his D-Konversion alone and without guidance, suffering the ill-effects of whatever ramped up orgone energy hyperdrive concoction is woven into the shroud shred.

 

Where was the spiritutal guidance of DharmaDaDa Neil Gordon? Where was the tranquility of the meditation rooms and the posh Elgin mansion? Where are KDJ's golden offshore accounts when Dean needs assistance and rehabilitation? A chimera. Dean was the lone gunman, babbling incoherent conspiracy theories as they took away his key to the executive washroom. Who would believe any of it? DK counts on that to cover her tracks when best-laid plans fail. We all must assume responsibility, of course.

 

But where will they be when you drink the Kool Aid?

 

 Mail-art by IUOMA member Katerina Nikoltsou (Thessaloniki, Greece)

 

As the sad antics inside the DKult continue, trashpoets are making great strides. Here are two pieces of Trashpo Cerealism (with a dash of asemics) that Katerina sent me some time back but have never before been posted. Kat has been doing great work with trash since the movement started. Her trashbooks are amazing. Here are the reverse sides:

 

 

Kat has taken leadership of DKult Greece = DKULTGRR. Doubtless she will run a tight ship and avoid the scandals and corruption that seem to follow the Dkult everywhere. The German branch of DKult - D-KUNST - is a model of efficiency, organization, and craftmanship. Bravo to Svenja Wahl. Katerina also helps spread the Trashpo message with her great stamps:

 

 

As ever, thanks Katerina.

 

Mail-art by IUOMA member Richard Canard (Karmadale, Illusion, USA)

 

No discussion of Trashpo and Cerealism seems complete to me without some sort of nod to Richard Canard. I've had this piece out forever and am moving it into the archive. Given the date, I cannot believe I haven't blogged it before; but it doesn't appear that I have. If I have, then consider it a Lost Classics installment.

 

I especially like: "I make postcards in order to find out what kind of mail-art I'm going to make." I also like the famous Andy Warhol 15 minutes quote followed by Richard's observation: "But nostalgia is inclined to last so much more longer." That rings true to me, at least at the moment.

 

 

DKULT Portable Trashpo Shrine:

 

 

Earn Your Certification in Trashpo from the Famous Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper!!!

 

Create a Thesis about this Trashpo classic:

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/textimagepoetry/64100732/

 

Post your thesis at the Asemic Wallpaper School online campus:

 

http://iuoma-network.ning.com/group/asemicwritingformailartists/for...

 

 You're done. Your Trashpo certificate will be mailed to you!

 

See Theresa Williams' D-Kit at her amazing "Letter Project" blog:

http://theletterproject.wordpress.com/tag/de-villo-sloan/

 

Still can't get enough of DK? Try:

http://dianekeys.blogspot.com/

 

 

MAIL-ART PSYCHIC

"No! I prefer MinXus."

http://minxuslynxus.wordpress.com/

 

 

[Marie Wintzer]

On second inspection (I mean, second visit) all those ATCs look absolutely great, I forgot to mention.

A close up? I hope not! :-o I'm slightly worried about that stolen stamp, yes, especially in this day and age where monkeys steal khokies and things alike and make their own mail-art....

[Thom Courcelle]

Dkult's greatest power? ..The seemingly endless creative genius it inspires. 

My two favorite things from this blog are:

(1.) the ATC-cum-lottery ticket of KDJ (Are you normally a smoker, KDJ? 'Cause that picture is making you look a little green around the gills...  And what is that on your forehead?  If I didn't know better I'd say it looked like a 'Dkult is the Shit" forehead tattoo that has been partially laser-removed! Shocking!!)

(2.) the phrase "...her Svengali Ron Hubbard doublespeak..."

[De Villo Sloan]

"I feel naked without my minx."

"Are you ready for your close-up?"

Who stole the stamp! A stamp has been stolen! Anyone can use it now!

[De Villo Sloan]

Hither slinx the minx, fresh from her debut in an underground Australian video - one minx removed no less!

 

THANK YOU - Dean Marks' mail-art in this blog is a light in the landfill - an imaginative story & that great shot of the suit & the shroud shred. Pity you don't have it to cover your minx right now.

[Marie Wintzer]

Dean's card cracked me up :-)) And so did the commentary. He is probably not working there anymore. He says he's on vacation (again!) but he's probably looking for a new job.

Get that Minx off the Binx, Sue-Ann.

[De Villo Sloan]

No doubt, KDJ. These were supposedly done in 2009. Don't trying doing the math because of none of it works out. I'm not so keen about the idea they can also be scratch-off lottery tickets.

 

I think Dw can easily identify 17 more Trashpo All-Stars. There are some notables missing even in this first batch.

[De Villo Sloan]

Thanks for your blessing, DK. Yes, nothing exceeds like excess in the DKult.

 

KDJ couldn't put down the cigarette long enough for a photo? That's the kind of role model stuff DKulters need to think about.

 

I believe Dean Marks' sincerety. I don't think he is another Dark wall, who believes he is being hunted by Skinheads because he got mixed up with some one-hit-wonder alt band that went defunct in the 90s.

 

You reap what you sow. Many thanks, again.

[DKeys]

Neil Gordon is attitude boy! This is all making perfect sense now. These ATCs are fantastic!We've seen an explosion in membership at DKult in spite of all the scandal, you have so eloquently laid out on the table.  Negative publicity is still publicity and now I'm wondering if Dean's escapades were just that--publicity stunts. With the help of my trusted shaman Neil, I now see that Dean was being selfless to further DKult. I think Neil can talk him down from the ledge. Neil's words of wisdom fall off his tongue like fresh dew-one drop is all it takes to put out a blazing fire. 

Our newest members are Sandra (artlikeart) and Nadine Wendell-Mojica! They were hold outs, but the new marketing materials really  twisted their arms. More marketing pamphlets will be going out in the mail when I can figure out what KDJ did with the postage fund. Her generosity with other people's money is astonishing. Neil, you're right the spirit of giving is good the DKult's image, but we're planning ahead for the DKult Cruise and need every penny to buy the ship.  Great blog DVS--you're never afraid to go where other people are afraid to go:)

[De Villo Sloan]

Thanks, Neil. The DKULT trading cards are another scheme of D-Kollectibles.

 

These have been mailed & the plan is to have a series of 21 "Trashpo All-Stars" that fans can collect & trade. Your spiritual advisor card had to be among the first.

 

Neil! The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper awards on honorary degrees generously. Based on all you've done for Trashpo I would think you're a candidate.

[Neil Gordon]

Wow! Dvs! This uber acadenic  thesis on  DKULT and the fight against TOXIS is a trashterpiece!! I will have to get working on my thesis etc!I see you have worked ling and hard on this and combed the heavens of Jarrys Patapysics along with Bukowskis theory of Beerativity Brilliant! This ATC piece takes my breathe away! I'll need to consukt ny portable shrine for sustenance! We are all trash!

Blessings and dumspters:Chaplain Neil!