Fake Shopping List from John Bennett

[DKeys]

I've been receiving a lot of fake stuff lately-fake lists and fake collages alike. Got a wonderful Booklet from John Bennett but am only posting the stuff he put inside=-another fake shopping list  very practical  , a tea bag, a nude, and a donation to the postage due fund. I think he tried to make the list look real because it is a bit torn and tattered, but I'm still not buying it.

[DKeys]

I think Bifidus is faking

[De Villo Sloan]

Dk - now look what you did to Bifidus.

[Bifidus Jones]

If the shopping list is not real I have no reason to go on living. Regards, Bifidus

[DKeys]

I COULD have, but I didn't. Shopping list forgery? hmm. the sand police really do need to investigate this. If people can't be trusted to buy the things they are claiming to buy, then what next? There's fake collage, fake fur, fake nails, fake books, it goes on and on. SAndpo is about truth. THis can't be tolerated.

[De Villo Sloan]

I remember when you were trying to collect donations for the Sandpo Movement too. This is why we have Sand Police. Ok, so you could have made a fake John Bennett shopping list and posted it. This does not look like the one KC received. 

 

[DKeys]

it was a completely unsolicited donation too. Well , I assumed it was a donation to your club. Or maybe he felt sorry for me, somehow knowing how I scrounge for stamps and as Guido said "making art until stamp bankruptcy"

[De Villo Sloan]

DK, Karen Champlin had a real JMB shopping list she posted. It was so long ago, the list is going to be hard to find to compare. You play every angle, don't you? You're collecting money for the Postage Due Club? That's my club! BUT I have a real $5.00 bill John Bennett sent me to mail the 26 books. I kept it, of course. So top that!