Dean's Daks Down under- CAUTION- May cause blindness!!

[vizma bruns]

Here's a little story to prepare you!!

The next photo is photographed in full sun for complete Razzle Dazzle effect!! Sunnies on now!

What can I say? This is how it arrived in my mail box!! Do you think he took this to the PO? I'd say that Dean did the Dump "n" Dash. It certainly gave us plenty of laughs here on the farm! Get ready for the rear, or "outback" view...

Thanks, Dean for this "Thunder from Down under" mailing, this will be treasured! :-))

It'll replace your earlier mailing on the Waitpinga Toilet Turf. (the one with the girl looking down your undies!)

 

[Valentine Mark Herman]

I did have other thongs -- of a non-footwear nature -- in mind.

Your photo of that orange thingy raise at least  questions:

i) only one thong? Do Aussies have only one foot? If so, is it always a left one? What happened to the right foot?

ii) if it's not a shoe thing, how does an Oz fit his or her body into it?

iii) why is it orange?

iv) why....sorry I have to stop NOW as they've come to take me back to the assylum.

[vizma bruns]

Why would you mention traditional Aussie beach footwear here?  G-ee, Val!

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Viz.... I think you meant to say: "Gee string, why didn't I thong of that!?"

From the Lingerie Department of Sigean, Val

[vizma bruns]

I really need to know the relevance of the black cord!! I was scared to ask, but since you brought it up...

Gee! string, why didn't I think of that!?

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Amazing it arrived all in one.  Don't loose the black cord, it has magicial powers.  But I will not be providing the instructions.

Photo please of the Waitpinga Toilet Turf and on your sister's man just for Marie.

Really happy it arrived. Dump n' Dash, you bet ya.  I had to even look over my shoulder with this one.

[Carina]

Holy duck! A heartrending truth and story by Dean ;)

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Gee!

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Is this why Dean's taking a break from IUOMA? Has he joined the Chippendales? (The male burlesque group, NOT the circus)