A Shred Of The Shroud Of Elgin

[prettylily]

Received from De Villo Sloan and accompanied with a certificate of authenticity.  Actually, DVS graciously sent this to me while ago.  A looong while ago.  I left it in limbo, thinking I had published it and found it this morning, as I was cleaning up my files.  My appoligies, DVS.  Please forgive me for my oversight, lack of sight, lack of computer skill or whatever, my friend..

 

This piece of the shroud is even one of the coveted "button holes".  He cautions me that the button holes have more magical powers than other areas of the shroud.  And magical power it does indeed have!  I didn't hit the black cat that crossed my path the other day, so perhaps this piece works as a reverse road kill, lucky piece. 

 

I am still waiting for Elvis though.  BUT.......I will accept Bruno Mars as a suitable replacement.  That is if you would care to send him to me.  :-)  After my faux pas!

 

 

 

 

[De Villo Sloan]

DK, that's great that you & Mr. Canard are discussing fruit loops & cookie designs, sounds Old School. I gathered from Nevermind (when will he appear again) there were lively mail-art discussions with Ray Johnson about how to mash potatoes & there was some kind of sacred masher.

Never worry about Dark wall. D-Kollectibles is taking off. Yes, he is giving away free stuff. I think the root of the scam is that he is mailing out Trash Doll(ar)s with everything & plans to establish a new currency he will control.

WARNING: If he offers to convert your real currency into trash dollars, don't do it.

[DKeys]

Hilarious. I recently sent Mr. Muttly Canard (sorry, his words not mine) some fruit loops and cookie mail. We have been discussing the possibility of differently shaped cookies. I would really like a tetrahedron shaped cookie. I am convinced it would taste better than the trite circle. Richard urges me to ponder new frontiers. I have not heard from him since yet I feel he is deeply considering my plea for him to join DKult. Your letter appears to be a plea as well.

[De Villo Sloan]

Ricky Canardo received a D-Kit

[DKeys]

DW has outdone himself this time. I really hope he is making enough money from these shroud shreds to hire that English tutor. I heard the spell chick quit--deeming him unteachable. I can not confirm or deny the authenticity of the shred, but I (unlike Elvis) have never worn satin. I have heard that in blind studies, the shroud had the same magical healing powers as those given placebo fabric. I'm just saying.

[De Villo Sloan]

BTW, thanks for the blog & some really great mail-art I've received from you in recent weeks, Sue. You're not the only who feels as if they were a squirrel on a treadmill keeping up with all this.

 

Well, the enigmatic Dark wall sublets a portion of my PO Box to manage his D-Kollectibles project as well as various other schemes & scams. So things, at times, get a tad confused. Anyway, glad you like the D-Kit. I understand a new trove of authentic DK memorabilia is on it's way to market, so stay tuned.

[prettylily]

De Villo, please tell me you have not out sourced to Dw.  He will get you in trouble - FOR SURE!

[De Villo Sloan]

Thanks Sue! The D-Kits are constantly improving. I hope your AUTHENTIC Elgin Shroud Shred is changing your life!

[De Villo Sloan]

don't fall for the fakes! THIS is the original Elgin Shroud shred