Announcing my next Exhibition -- Art Aborigène du Languedoc

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Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on June 10, 2014 at 7:57pm

Thank you for that Gina.

Although i don't think it sheds much light on my latest self-evident truth:

Comment by Gü on June 10, 2014 at 1:17pm

I know you don't care for those sites thats why I said it! and just for the record there's nothing wrong with your boobs!

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on June 10, 2014 at 12:25pm

It might be social to you, but not me.

The ones that I don't like are here:

Now, perhaps, we can return to my Exhibition....

Comment by Gü on June 10, 2014 at 11:32am

Sorry I could hardly speak with my tongue in my cheek ;) What? Not even here? - Heres social, non?

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on June 10, 2014 at 5:05am

Bonjur Gina, I will post photos of the Exhibition here.

As to whether it will be available on a social media website, & with excuses for the language, let me refer you to my eighth 'We hold these truths to be self evident':

So, the simple answer to your question is no, it will not be.

Comment by Gü on June 9, 2014 at 10:50pm

I can be a virtual attendee - will it be available on a social media sites to view?

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on June 9, 2014 at 8:12pm

OK Gina, I'll settle for a couple of black eyes (made up ones, not punched ones).

No, I can't really play the didge.

I play rock'n'roll rhythm guitar and alto/tenor recorder -- but not at the same time.The former has occasionally been appreciated in various groups I have gigged with. The latter is hated by my cats who run a mile whenever I start playing.

Are you still going to come to my Exhibition?

Comment by Gü on June 9, 2014 at 6:18pm

Me and my big mouth! I'm afraid all public performances are off since my 1st boss made me wear a grass skirt one Christmas at work, she thought it fitting that we should be hula girls?! As for SFX make-up, I'm a one trick pony, I can only do black eyes. Can you really play the didge? 

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on June 9, 2014 at 6:09pm

Right Gina...you now have a very important role to perform at the opening of my Exhibition.

Here is an extract from the Press Release:

«Art Aborigène du Languedoc» est le titre de l'exposition de Mark Herman qui se tiendra à la Gallerie du Château de Sigean à partir du samedi 5 juin jusqu'au samedi 19 juin. L'exposition présentera des peintures, 'Morning Star Batons', des boomerangs et la musique aborigène."

Note the last 3 words.

I was planning on playing a couple of CDs that Rose kindly sent to me.

BUT now you can perform some genuine Aboriginal song and dance -- while I accompany you on my didgeridoo.

You will have to dress the part, of course.

My agent asks if you could  send me a couple of photos of what you intend to wear so that she can distribute them to the press.

Thankyou in advance, Dear Nigaz* Bitripini

Val

PS will you do my SFX make-up for me on the day, please?

Does 'Nigaz' have anything to do with President Putin's 'Nogaz will be provided to the West' statements?

Comment by Gü on June 9, 2014 at 5:58pm

Nigaz Bitripin! I speak aboriginal too ya know ;)

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