DKeys

Female

Elgin, IL

United States

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Mail-Artist since:: 2002
My Website (without http://):: http://dianekeys.blogspot.com
Why I am involved in Mail-Art:: It is cheaper than therapy and is an amazing way to connect with fabulous like minded people. It is also a great place to recruit for my Kult
My Mail-Adress (snail and/or E-mail): Dkult
407 S Liberty St
Elgin, IL 60120

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cheryl penn

Diane - VERY happy to say your FAB asemic pages arrived - thank you - I'm very pleased!! :-) X

Jul 6, 2011
i think DVS is scared of the AABA.

he hasn't commented me for quite some time.

i think he's hiding from you and your lightsabers.

Jul 6, 2011
cheryl penn

Hey Diane - yes doing well thank you - you too I hope? Your pages are GREAT!!! - Paper fine too :-) X

Jul 7, 2011
FLUXUS for DUMMIES vol.1 by i'm a superhero i can like fly and shit. :

Jul 7, 2011
charlotte has that picture of timothy leary on her bedroom door! ;-D

j'adore la photo!

Jul 7, 2011
http://moomoosuperhero.blogspot.com/2011/05/flux-kit.html

fluxitude pro-po

Jul 7, 2011
i'll keep that in mind if i ever happen upon a small fortune in the near future!

Jul 7, 2011
prettylily

Great ad Diane!

Jul 8, 2011
De Villo Sloan

There's a Twister revival no question. Maria F - that really sweet girl from Russia - posted something some time back saying Twister is all the rage in Russia. Stubbs is off the Twister circuit for a while. He does have great hopes for the success of his book: Splattered: My Life on the Road with DK. Is Jerry Springer still on? Stubbs and Ramone would be great guests on that show.

Jul 8, 2011
i'd worry more about working on my elginish if i were you. ;-D

Jul 8, 2011
oh, did i say elginish?

i meant english.

i guess you're bad words are rubbing off on me.

please stick to the recommended dosage of asemics from now on.

Jul 8, 2011
De Villo Sloan

For sure - I bet Howard would love to interview you and Stubbs together. But Stubbs finds Howard offensive.

Jul 8, 2011
De Villo Sloan

stubbs b-goin to Gin-Town, The Big G, in Spanish: El Gin

Jul 8, 2011
doozers?

i love doozers!

Jul 8, 2011
De Villo Sloan

Jul 9, 2011
Nancy Bell Scott

Delighted, Diane, I love your work that I've seen on here.

7 bids!!! I'd better get my bid in there!

Jul 11, 2011
De Villo Sloan

dk - stubbs is afraid to call because he thinks your mad about his book. he wants to know if its ok if he uses this picture for the cover. he said its one of his best memories of you two together when you crossed the border to mexico

Jul 11, 2011
De Villo Sloan

I can see it plain as day. A woman with a machine gun is riding a huge pig. You deleted it!

Jul 11, 2011
Bifidus Jones

dang

Jul 11, 2011
Nancy Bell Scott

Thanks, Diane. I should be arrested for near-fraud, though -- most of my collages aren't minimal at all -- only those very small 3-scrappers. The Minimal Mail Art group here might be a good push farther down that road. It's under consideration. My "website" proves that the usual method is maximal to the max (pretty much every bit of original space is filled).

I am a huge admirer of your works in the photos, Diane! My favorite is Junklage, but there are many close seconds.

Jul 12, 2011
De Villo Sloan

DK - hope you weren't offended by the wisecracks. If a bunch of crackers want to flash people at the stop-n-go, I can live with that. The real tragedy is their crack babies:

Jul 12, 2011
De Villo Sloan

Did you write that? It's hard to type because I'm trying to wipe the tears it brought to my eyes.

Jul 12, 2011
De Villo Sloan

And don't... I've narrowly been able to dodge the foot fetish thing because I pinned it on Dark wall, who now goes around begging people to mail him old shoes. Don't try to pin a butt fetish thing on me... have not the slightest interest.

Jul 12, 2011
De Villo Sloan

Wow, you're still asking if I have a foot fetish. No, I do not. As for your spill in the barnyard, we've all made mistakes. With Stubbs, I'm beginning to think you did threw your pearls to swine.

Jul 12, 2011
De Villo Sloan

Hon, your pearls are spread all over the barnyard, trampled by Stubbs. You need to pick each one up, clean them off, re-string them, put them back around your gorgeous neck (surely it must be), hold your head high, and move on. Someone who would leave you because your butt is too small is clearly superficial. He never valued for your mind or your talent. Believe me, big butts and starved minds are a dime a dozen.what you have is priceless. Live and learn.

Jul 12, 2011
De Villo Sloan

DK, I am glad I caught you before you did something extreme. I was concerned you would start chugging Burger King milk shakes or the like. Surgery is even worse. Trying to make yourself something you are not is so wrong. I think you can see that. With butt implants, would you want to lugging around silicon bags? What is the allure of big butts? I don't know. You do have other assets. You need to identify what they are and learn how to use them in a way that is uniquely you. O f course, I identify with your situation. Maybe we need mail-art relationship advice somewhere.

Jul 12, 2011
http://free-art-foundation.blogspot.com/2011/07/trashpo-convention-...

Jul 13, 2011
and for my strangest zombie submission so far, you get the "WTF??!?" award!

http://deadmailart.blogspot.com/2011/07/another-killer-plague.html

Jul 13, 2011
i just need to wait for erni to arrive with my chariot.

sometime in fall 2012.

Jul 13, 2011
Nadine Wendell-Mojica

Diane thanks so much for the encouragment. A kid's book would be a dream. Seems so far off. I'll be sending you a selection from a new series I'm calling The Overlooked.

Jul 13, 2011
De Villo Sloan

Jul 13, 2011
Rosa Gravino

Hello Diane, Your Asemic is arrived. Thank you very much, I love it!
I`m really happy to share this project with you!
Regards

Jul 17, 2011
cory doctorow's DKoder wedding ring:

Jul 18, 2011
why don't you just steal all the grimm brothers stories and turn them into animated films.

i bet you could make a fortune on that.

Jul 18, 2011
don't peek.

Jul 19, 2011
Lesley Magwood Fraser

Thanks Diane for the orange trashpo! It was a bit battered but that adds to it! Love the orange colour...

You asked how my summer is going - it's winter here! Freezing (well by Kloof standards anyway, about 14 degrees C during the day, down to 10 C at night! Johannesburg is much colder 2 - 10 degrees) Got my boots on.

Jul 19, 2011
i hope you know what you're getting into:

coming to a mailbox near you!

Jul 19, 2011
i wonder how much it costs to ship this beautiful piece of carcasspo?

Jul 19, 2011
not really, but all your talk about squirrel fur reminded me of this, so i had to dig it up...

so to speak.

Jul 19, 2011
Jul 19, 2011
i that what you found when you were 3D hunting???

Jul 19, 2011
Marcela Peral

Hi Diane!!! I loved your handwriting... so I decided to send one to you, prepared the envelope, closed it and forgot to post it. Then I made the Asemic pages so I decided to send one envelope into the other... My asemics are printed from cans, plastic and other trash, then I combined some rubber letters to make signs.

Happy you liked them!!!

Jul 19, 2011
you should have kept it for the end of the world!!

don't worry, wife says its OK!

Jul 19, 2011
these guys are the folks in charge of the wonderful site zombietools.net,

where you can buy your very own apokotana! i believe they run their video

tutorials in a shared warehouse somewhere in missouri.

if you watch some of their other wonderful videos, you'll

see at least one scene where one of them shouts "car!"

and they stop what they're doing and hide the weapons by

facing away from the road. then continue on as i nothing happened

afterwards. what amanda loves the best is on their website

they have several references to using their weapons on their

"bithes," then have an asterisk, and at the footnote they say

by bitch, we mean zombie.

Jul 19, 2011
yah so my keyboard has had issues since i bought this laptop. ;-D

mostly you can see it after the "i," is, it, etc. but it happens otherwise too.

the only solution is to s l o w d o w n my speed, which never happens.!!!

Jul 19, 2011
technically, to be a superhero you have to travel faster than light,

otherwise you are unable to save tanning damsels in distress from the harmful death rays of a hot summer day!

Jul 20, 2011
Lesley Magwood Fraser

The orange ink - a happy accident!

Jul 20, 2011
i know yours is a fake,

because i just got this grocery list in the mail.

all he eats is zombies.

Jul 20, 2011
winter is my favorite time to go swimming.

we used to do something called the polar bear run

in high school. we'd all go out in our speedos and

run out the rear of the school, around the far length of

the football field, then back into the school.

in just our speedos.

but i told you not to peek.

Jul 21, 2011
i need to do something.

as it is now, i've been charging up amanda's amazon card to no end.

well, a $2,000 end. thank gods for my pell grant which came last week!

Jul 21, 2011