I'm Enchanted with David

p.s. thank you soooo much for the card for Dario, the postman. I put it out for him and he took it !

I usually go to the Main Page and on the left column with the blogs I CAREFULLY "copy" the title and then paste it ...like here. But, it does not work if I try to "copy" from the blog title when I am actually at that blog. Strange  ning :-)

Not to worry, kdj....

Lumpy snakes are my favorite!

In retrospect it kinda looks like a brassiere with a mouth...

No need for the old hook and eye...you just have to persuade the snake to keep his mouth shut...

David though much, much taller in person, does not, alas, have a head of hair like the bra blower. He is available, however for short term bra blow jobs should any one need that service. He advises me that he would like a two week lead time and 24 hour cancellation notice.

I'm hearing reports that my publicist, Alphonse Pima, has been making claims about me that are not true. Apologies all round...That should be 48 hours cancellation notice.

Alphonse is Keely Smith's nephew through a blended marriage of herbs and spices...

JDK (from WHATEVERTM YOUNTOOK THE BG=IG ONE TOGNOFHT TOIHIGHT.) BE HAOOT OJ=k>

what he said....

yeah....I still have all five of those emotions btw, but the Botox and Effexor is chipping away at them...

I never thought of that but it makes perfect sense. I should do one with just my nose emerging from the caramel soup.

"Get me the guy with the nose."

Those stamps are amazing--Effexor withdrawals would make you have all those emotions simultaneously within a span of five minutes

DK, Do you speak from experience?

Yes, and my husband BEGGED me to go back on it:)

Did you? I find that if I miss a day I have the most amazing dreams....it's tempting.

In the beginning, you will feel euphoric and wonder why you ever went on them in the first place. then it will hit you and while I never did acid, I imagine this is what a bad trip is like. Every horrible thing that ever happened to me or anyone anywhere in the world, went through my head over and over. The shit morphed my brain====================

Hmmm....that does sound hellish...How's hubby doing with the real you?

Now, let's see...I think I misunderstood you....You felt all the bad stuff when you quit taking the drug?

yes, I tried to ween off of it for about a month. He got tired of seeing me sobbing all the time. I'm not a big crier so it was pretty awful.

Uncanny resemblance...I was sobbing at everything before I started taking the drugs so there's a certain inescapable emotional symmetry. Everyone has warned me (with a deep look of fear in their eyes) not to go off the drugs cold turkey. I guess that would be the ultimate test of whether you graduated to the world of the truly mentally healthy (those lucky eight people).

I met one of those eight just the other day. He hasn't left his house in 25 years and is waiting for Gingrich to send him to the moon. 

You guys should meet my ancestry. They come to me in dreams at night and beg me to increase my dosage, but I'm strong and don't do it.

I speak from experience; Be VERY careful when making the decision to quit. I've just accepted that the pill keeps me above water and that's that. As a retired therapist who put 30 years on the clock and watching folks 'vacation' from their meds I believe when you find the right dosage it's like the perverbial donning of eye glasses.BUT- they're not for everyone.

Nadine, yes....I really don't have plans to quit but at some point the financial burden may be too onerous. KDJ, it's the modern world wut done it....Thin skins get peeled first....

Do you go through Canada, David? Legit and cheap. I'd be medless without them, and that wasn't a pretty sight the first 30 years or so. You're right, Nadine, and thanks for stepping in with your 30 years' experience, which I did not know. No wonder you are funny and soothing at the same time! 

Agreed Nadine, I've accepted that to function as a sensitive person in an insensitive world, I need some chemical assistance. They all have horrible withdrawal symptoms and I actually think Effexor is a pretty good drug. Love the way you put that David--thin skins are peeled first. But that's what makes us artists

Nancy, you'll have to give me the name of  your drug dealer. The shade of Joey Ramone is singing to me: "Twenty, Twenty Twenty Four Hours a Day, I wanna be sedated."

That skin-peeling image struck me, too. First because it's true, and second because it made my skin crawl.

Is someone on drugs here? Wow...maybe that explains the skull-appreciation art that arrived in Greece. 'Like the wig, though, definitely "rare"!. Thanks, David xxx

Thanks, KDJ. I think the years of spray mount abuse are really beginning to pay off.

Hilarious David-it is soooo wonderful seeing  your work and I can't wait to see the next installment--I just hope you don't end up back in front of the Starbucks

This is about 25 years old but it seems to have new significance with the election coming up.....

You're welcome, KDJ...Your surmises are surprisingly on target....

Dave's concerns are not quite big or focused enough to see. No offense intended! ... Can you do anything about that, KDJ? Or am I being too nosy for the ENCHANTED WITH DAVID STAFFORD group? :--}

Yikes, type it, that looks to be a two-hour job. Maybe you could just summarize, although with David's inimitable written style great things are likely to be lost in translation. 

Hey, I've got it! Just send it to me! I haven't heard from him in a while and I miss him! I can scan it for all the world to see. It looks like it MIGHT be small enough for the scanner ...

If this doesn't send the ratings through the roof I'll eat my mostly edible hemp hat. Nancy, I got your thing last week...Loved it...I just have to find time to blog that sucker....Once again, I'm way behind...KDJ, thanks for all your heavy lifting here...And Angie too...We're going to turn this group into a viral groundswell if it takes me running through the streets of Orlando without a tie...

Thanks both of you--wonder how you did that, Angie. I clicked on the original but it still didn't do it. It's my eyes' fault, not KDJ's. For what it's worth, potatoes would definitely do it for me--best food on earth. But David would probably most like the contest idea. Just an innocent guess, haha. If you'd make the prize an old manual typewriter, I personally would post till I'm toast.

OK OK - as proof of rating increase I've just joined :-) XX

Do you have those Frangi-Pangie trees there? I keep thinking of Angi as Angie-Pangie... even if you don't, its a beautiful flower - thank you Angie :-) - now back to business, I'm all for David running through the streets of Orlando sans tie?

See....it's already goin' viral....We may need liaison's to the Dark Wall / DKULT / Erni Bar Krowds. This isn't about me, after all. This is about the a) Sanctity of Life, b) Freedom to Worship our own False Gods, c) Filling the gaps in my 401K d) World Peace for All Mankind and Womens too, d) Taking it to the Man, e) Helping my therapist regain her self-esteem....and so much more....

I'm still going for sans tie.

I think David Stafford is the most sensitive mail artist because:

1. he cares about hungry Irish people

2. he says he is and I have no reason to doubt him

3. he helped  a little old lady across the  street the other day. She was carrying a large bag of potatoes, which made her stockings sag and her knees ache. Actually he didn't, but I know if he were here, he would have.

4. only sensitive guys get women 'enchanted' and 'besotted' with them.

5. David cares about his therapist's feelings

6. David means "sensitive mail artist" in aramdruvic

7. David rescues abandoned kittens and gives them to the poor

So, do I win anything?

Normally of course I never do this but....LOL....(not the little old lady one) (though my mum turned 96 on Sunday so there is that)