TrashPo-litzer Certificate of Nomination AND trashbook from the Queen

[Nancy Bell Scott]

What more could a trashpo executive ask for? Diane wrote that this is the first low-budget certificate of nomination for the TrashPo-litzer, but perhaps "executive" is too glorious a word for the mere manager of the claims department. I should be more humble, and this card she included helps with that (note the VOID):  But no matter what Diane or DVS or anyone else says about this, I am thrilled.

Also included is my second trashbook from Diane, this one with staples--love the variety. Thank you, your majesty!

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Thanks Catherine. It was much fun to receive this. It's been years since I had a diploma or certificate to put in a frame and hang in the waiting room, haha. You know, Diane had covered up the original text on it--she used paint, or possibly 37 bottles of White-Out--and it stuck together a little in the center while folded, so when I unfolded it it tore a bit and now has a real-life slight trash area in the center. Seems so fitting.

[De Villo Sloan]

Are sardines and pilchards the same thing extactly?

[Nancy Bell Scott]

There's still a sardine label in my LMF stash. Should I save it as a collector's item rather than use it in a trashpo piece?

Thank you Diane for the downloadable certificate. I didn't like the idea of people crossing my name off such a document for years to come.

[De Villo Sloan]

Beautiful - Lesley will be forever honored in The Landfill of Fame for her sardine labels.

[DKeys]

I think LMF was nominated for her generous donations of South African trash, namely the sardine label that now belongs to Skybridge. That trash has a mind of its own and wants to make a world tour.

[DKeys]

Great idea DVS. Here is the downloadable certificate you can customize and or resell. Such a relief-now I can keep all the cat food for the cat food pyramid. I really need to find a venue, obviously 9 lives is not a supporter of the trashpo arts

[De Villo Sloan]

The certificate is great. Maybe people can download them, cross off Nancy's name, and write in their own? We have a lot winners.

 

Again, why is Lesley receiving an award? Or is it a Lifetime Achievement thing?

 

The Pyramid of Cat Food thing is a big breakthrough. Trashpo Performance Art is a whole new area.

[DKeys]

Thanks for posting Nancy. Sorry the 'void' thing came off as some kind of left handed compliment. From out of the void, you are the real deal was the intended message:)  I would have laminated your certificate, but it wasn't in the DKult budget. The legal team is having to investigate misappropriation of funds. I will not name names, but it appears triple digit quantities of cat food have been purchased that were supposed to go towards building the Trashpo Industrial complex.