SNAIL MAIL... IS BAD FOR YOUR MAIL ART IN THE UK (from today's BBC News)

[Valentine Mark Herman]

'Determined' snails eating villagers' mail

At a glance

• Snails are nibbling on mail in a postbox in Lewdown, leaving marks on envelopes

• Royal Mail says the molluscs are being removed daily but are “determined”

• They're eating the glue that holds the envelope in its shape, according to a sign

"Determined" snails have taken up residence in a postbox in Devon and have been nibbling the mail inside.

A sign from Royal Mail said the molluscs were being removed daily in Lewdown but continued to get in.

The snails are "eating the glue that holds an envelope in shape", it read.

The sign has been on the postbox for at least four months, according to a Google Maps photo taken in July.

The message taped to it said: "Whilst you are very welcome to continue using this postbox, we wanted to mention that your letter may not arrive without some nibble marks around the edges."

According to one villager, who did not want to be named, the overhanging vegetation on the wall encouraged the snails to invade. The problem had persisted for at least a year and had not been discussed by the parish council, they said.

Residents can post their mail at the village post office, which has not yet been visited by snails.

In Cornwall, residents of Marazion recently found their postboxes had been sealed off to keep invaders out  

[Valentine Mark Herman]

The French eat snails. (Ugh!)

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

Some Greek snails do not nibble on snail mail :-)