FINALLY!!! My DKoder-Rings arrived (yes: rings!!!!)

[Svenja Wahl]

A completely unbelievable package arrived after a few days of fear and loathing in Heidelberg and Orlando (due to an address misunderstanding between KDJ and me). There was a history of back orders concerning this DKoder-rings, but it was completely worth the waiting: 

Look at the second of my rings,

which arrived in this great mind control box. 

You won't believe the manual KDJ sent, - it leaves no questions unanswered. 

And it works!!! I'm a brandnew person (after only a few hours!!), now I'm ready to start this new year. 

You have to read everything, more pictures here

KDJ: I'm floored, stunned, speechless, thanks a lotlotlot!! 

[De Villo Sloan]

[Nancy Bell Scott]

I dialed 2, waited forever, and got myself. Will try again another day.

[DKeys]

Nancy, please hold until the next DKult representative is available. DKultFL cares about you and .your happiness, so please enjoy this wonderful music. If you are calling about a missing DKoder ring, please dial 1. If you are calling about a legal claim, press 2. If you are calling about enrollment or your membership card, please dial 3, to speak to an operator, please dial 0. 

Manufacturing of DKoder rings is now being done in China. To hear this message in Chinese, please stay on the line.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Oh, very happy for you, Svenja. And nice blog job.

I have to wonder, though, when do other DK officers get DKoder-Rings? For example, I'm in charge of Claims and it's a dirty job and yet no rings ever arrive. Or is this the wrong topic or place to complain about/at? Sorry, trying to avoid self-absorption, but after a while it rises up on its hind legs anyhow and whimpers pathetically.

Whether anyone besides Svenja actually has a ring is something I don't know or have forgotten. Time for bed. Too confused. Better not send me one until 2014.

[Svenja Wahl]

DK, it is an honor to be part of the DKult-movement!! (and if I can't stop laughing about this manual...)

DVS, thanks for stopping by, I hoped that you would see this stuff. Will be extremely careful tomorrow morning, breakfast time = danger time!!

[DKeys]

yippee!!! I am sooo glad it got to you. I got mine yesterday too and said the same thing to her--I'm speechless!!! Every detail is so amazing and I laughed myself silly. I'm so proud that my attitude girl is a brand now and that KDJ is a one woman manufacturing plant. I told KDJ that I want to wear mine out in public but then if someone asks about them, which they surely would, what on earth would I say? They;d be soon telling me to go back on my meds!!!  KDJ is a genius and Svenja, I am so proud you have joined DKult. We will not disappoint you. Besides, now if something goes wrong, we assume no liability for it. Dont listen to DW. he is just mad that we wouldn't name the contemplation garden after him.

[De Villo Sloan]

I have tears in my eyes

[De Villo Sloan]

Wow, Svenja. Now you are an official member of the DKULT. You can use your DKoder ring to read all the secret messages in DK's Trashpo.

I like the new safety standards very much. People had to lose fingers for that to happen.

Yes, Dark wall swallowed pieces of a D-Koder ring when it blew up in his breakfast cereal.

Anyway, congratulations!

[Svenja Wahl]

The question is: Does Dark Wall know about this???