FINALLY!!! My DKoder-Rings arrived (yes: rings!!!!)

[Svenja Wahl]

A completely unbelievable package arrived after a few days of fear and loathing in Heidelberg and Orlando (due to an address misunderstanding between KDJ and me). There was a history of back orders concerning this DKoder-rings, but it was completely worth the waiting: 

Look at the second of my rings,

which arrived in this great mind control box. 

You won't believe the manual KDJ sent, - it leaves no questions unanswered. 

And it works!!! I'm a brandnew person (after only a few hours!!), now I'm ready to start this new year. 

You have to read everything, more pictures here

KDJ: I'm floored, stunned, speechless, thanks a lotlotlot!! 

[De Villo Sloan]

d-kool aid changed my life. take the d-kommunion. what year is this?

[De Villo Sloan]

DKULT has been trying to break into the food industry for a long time. Of course, D-KFC was a D-saster.

I would suggest you not Drink the D-Kool Aid. You might wake up in a ditch 50 years ago & no one will believe anything you tell them.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

That ring must be the ultimate in security. All Americans should have one. I'll need it to say what to order at the H.O.M.S. snack bar. 

[De Villo Sloan]

I think these new D-Koder rings are a big step forward. My first one said one thing: "Erni Baer knows." So whatever question you asked, the answer was: "Erni Baer knows." The D-Koder ring can make all your D-cisions for you and think for you, which is why I joined the DKULT in the first place.

[DKeys]

Nancy, H.O.M.S. even has a snack bar.  I knew DW would have what we need now that he is dealing in textiles

[De Villo Sloan]

Kaptain James T. Kirk wearing the Elgin Shroud

[Nancy Bell Scott]

H.O.M.S.! Always thought there should be one and now find out there IS one!

[DKeys]

KDJ, I think Mrs. Pokey Spots needs some attitude girl socks! She does so much for DKult-particularly since they exposed the high lead content in the DKoder rings. She had people standing in LINE for heavy metal poisoning after her eloquent public statement. I KDJ, that for all her hard work and commitment to DKult, we are erecting a statue of her in the Hall Of Mass Suicide (H.O.M.S.). DW--do you happen to have any Star Trek Jumpsuits?

[Nancy Bell Scott]

KDJ, I like pigs too, though; no denigration of pigs.

Speaking of the German postal service, Erni sent me a great (truly beauteous) squashed can on January 4 that arrived here in Maine today, January 7. I am flubbergusted by this.

Pokie spots, never something to be ignored or even indifferent to, have become WAY more desirable because of DK's excessively cute daughter. Collector's items.

I'll post Erni's can when the scan chick wakes up.

[De Villo Sloan]

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