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Comment by De Villo Sloan on April 13, 2012 at 3:04pm

Good story, Marie. The Toxis Pool is a kind of hole, as they work equally well under water. I think that bothers him, but he should probably consider other options like yours.

Comment by Marie Wintzer on April 13, 2012 at 1:02pm

Dw, how about this for an epic. Dw was moonlighting in a hole factory to fund his mail-activities. It wasn't a very nice place. He was mistreated, underpaid and overworked. This factory was only manufacturing holes for evil and mean purposes. Like holes for human beings to fall into, black holes etc... One night he sneaked into the administration offices and found the recipe for the production of holes, kept secret from the employees. He stole it, and started to make his own holes. They were good holes. He invented all kinds of hole-devices that would save the planet (or something). But the evil minded head of the factory, also a famous mail-artist in his spare time, was after him big time...

Comment by Marie Wintzer on April 13, 2012 at 2:57am

I am not too worried for him. He is rarely out of epics and stories and tales. Besides, monkey poems could be interesting. And we know he is not as illiterate as we thought he was. I am not at all worried.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on April 13, 2012 at 12:50am

And don't yank Dw's chain. He is feeling very bad because he believes he can't create any more vispo epics. He writes: "I am left to write shallow poems about monkeys for the rest of my life. This is a terrible fate. And now who will tell the great tales? Am I not, then, the real monkey that dances in the street as people throw pennies and peanuts as I dance? How am I to go on?" He gets like that sometimes. Just ignore it.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on April 13, 2012 at 12:44am

The monkey is coughin' (coffin) from inhaling the smoke?

Comment by Marie Wintzer on April 12, 2012 at 11:48pm

Are you having a contest? Then what's a monkey on fire surfing on a coffin? I'm not inventing anything, that's the card. No news from the anti-minx, no.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on April 12, 2012 at 9:54pm

You're just blowing smoke out of your donkey.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on April 12, 2012 at 4:56pm

Then a winged monkey who is a waitress and smokes is a Flying Buttress?

Comment by De Villo Sloan on April 12, 2012 at 4:43pm

A monkey who smokes & is a waitress = buttress. Make sure to check the butt-er when the bread arrives in that case. The Republic of Minnesota is rising. You will hear from the Anti-Minx too, if you have not already.

Comment by Marie Wintzer on April 12, 2012 at 1:36pm

The butt thing could be a problem. And they might also catch fire. It is dangerous. Today I got an interesting card from RCBz about that matter. Monkeys on fire. You'll see.

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