Viz'n'Val

[Valentine Mark Herman]

.Formerly arac'n'kram who "were looking after this site while Vizma has gone walkabout. We look forward to when Viz re-emerges in NY & meets arac. Until then let's keep the show on the road, folksl"

She's back. And so is the Viz'n'Val roadshow.

[Valentine Mark Herman]

I DID do that, honest. They are getting bigger (and, I hope, better), and this one is about 70 x 90 cms.

Yesterday I made a wee one (wee in the Scottish sense of small, not the French sense of pipi, the latter whom is some sort of Scandinavian children's book character with long socks or something) and is about 20 x 30 cms.

I've also been commissioned to do a bigger one -- 110 x 90 cms.

If someone tells you size doesn't matter, don't believe them, and suggest that they wee off.

Urinus Creep

[vizma bruns]

Really? You did that? Didn't you spin out or get epilepsy or something? That's pretty good! I get a headache and need a drink if I attempt dots.

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Bonjour! Yes, I did it all by myself. I can do dots for about 2 hours at a time, and then my eyes begin to spin. This big one took about 15 hours to do; but sitting here in the mungadaban outstation by Sigeanining Creekwaiting for Billy Whitmaneye to come by in his pick-up truck I have nothing really better to do in my life.YOU must attempt an awful lot of dots if they make you need a drink. A few dots every half-hour, perhaps?

[vizma bruns]

Are you designing jewellery too now?

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Fantastic Polo ear rings: not to be destroyed, not to be eaten.

Now if I had piereced ears.....*

Wow!

* any discussions of piercing of any and all other parts of bodies (but not mine) should be conducted with Moaning Lisa and his/her/its friends

[Valentine Mark Herman]

To: The Australian Art Supplies Emporium

From: The Outback, Sigean

Date: 18 ii 2013

                                       My Recent Order

Dear Sir, Madam or Possum.

I note, wih sadness, that you are unable to fulfill my recent order for 2 litres of Kangaroo blood.

Instead, I would be most greatful if you could supply me with 3 litres of Eucalptus gum.

Thank you.

VMH

[vizma bruns]

Dear The Outback, Sigean,

I wouldn't recommend it. Too oily. Stick to Wrigley's Spearmint.

Regards,

Sir, Madam or Possum.

[vizma bruns]

Thanks for the song, Val!! Great!! I was outside all day long, so missed it, sorry!

Even Bear, yes, NoVear made an appearance in my emails, amazing!!!!

[vizma bruns]

Val, you missed the Bear sighting yesterday!! NoVear is actually someVear!

[Valentine Mark Herman]

Hi Viz! I saw his Viking-type image, and asked him if that was the self-same bear who was last seen sitting behind an empty desk in some corporate building. To dat: no reply.