Went to visit the post office and for the first time argued with the ladies there. They took exception to my card to Samantha Price, said it wasn't bendy enough. Well duh, that's why I put the extra postage on it for non machinable. But, I couldn't send it as is. Does this call for a disguise and trying again with a different clerk? should I give in and wrap it as a package and send it that way? Don't worry Sam! I haven't forgotten you. I'd preview It for you but that would be cheating.