Please Consider Joining

[DKeys]

Are the holidays emotional draining for you? Would you like to add some amusement? please consider signing up for the 3rd annual Barfa Spewart Tacky Gift Exchange.  You be assigned a partner to send to. Make something awful either handmade or store bought for $10 or less.  Being a member of MOBMA is not required but encouraged. 

[DKeys]

Dan--can you post the pics in the Fakebook group too if you get a chance?

[DKeys]

genius Dan!!!  let the mass production of that gift wrap begin

Snooky is looking very geometric--can't wait to see what barf lies within!!!

[Dan Mouer]

Spewart Gift Wrap

[DKeys]

that was supposed to be glue everything back together

[DKeys]

i heard you made a deal to escape jail time by promising to everything back together

Jim--you are the master finder of tacky stuff. this is gonna be good

I've created a Facebook group for those that are there and not at IOUMA but we will have to post both places so everyone can see the barfa gallery

[David Stafford]

That was supposed to be funny, not snide. I have an image of a grasping hand sinking beneath quick sand.

[David Stafford]

Suddenly the Dragnet Theme is poundiing in my head....A knock at the door. Mr. Stafford, I'm Detective Joe Friday and this is my little hand puppet, Ned. Might we have a word?

Mmmfmf.

Good. Now I have, in my pocket, a list of people who claim that you've shredded their art work instead of saving it for all eternity like you promised to.

(O Dear God Let Me Out Of This Horrible Nightmare)

Say, that thing over there that looks like a spaceship...is that a shredder? No, not that. Over this way a little...no, no, colder, colder....hotter hotter.....yeah that thing. Hmmm...mind if I take a few samples for the lab? Flash forward to the electric chair: Stafford, have you anything to say before we shred you into little bits of confetti with just a hint of gristle?

My tongue is silent. However, a gigantic thought balloon inflates with this caption: All the mail was picked randomly by Price Waterhouse. I swear it on my mother's grave whenever she should have need of one, that is. Thought part ends here.

They pull the switch. Up Up in the air I go. Bright colors but mostly red. Actually, pretty much all red. See here I am in space....

[Jim SantAmour]

After three weeks of endless deadlines and working overtime...I'm finally free to go shopping tomorrow!  Watch out Dustin - in the land of retired old ladies with access to craft fairs - I'm sure to find a suitable Marfa Barfa Gifta.

[DKeys]

William Hung???  hmmm that should be very interesting.  David's gift  is genius--I can see them carrying Dan's line of accessories at every Michael's and Hobby Lobby from here to the corner!!!  I hope he will teach classes in their many uses on scrapbooking Thursday--the gals will love it!

[David Stafford]

Ghee whiz, Dan, I can't wait....