INVESTIGATIVE MAIL-ART: Deep Inside the DKULT with KDJ & Diane Keys (Orlando, Florida, USA)

Cover: July 2011 issue of the DKULTNY (DKULT-New York) fanzine

 

November 25, 2011 - Posing as an adoring fan injured in the infamous D-Koder Ring Scandal, I infiltrated the D-KULT (a mail-art movement based on the enigmatic and charismatic mail-artist Diane Keys (Illinois, USA), following a slippery chain of command to its highest levels. My findings are deeply disturbing.

 

Once headquartered in Elgin, Illinois, DKULT "problems cases" are now routed to an address in Orlando, Florida (USA). This is managed under the iron hand of DK's current "Lieutenant": KDJ (aka DKDJ). DK now barely communicates with the growing throng of her international fans. Instead, insiders say her time is devoted to courting corporate sponsorship of her increasingly extravagant performance pieces. A shadowy character known as "Heath" has risen to a high position in the organization.

 

Most of the trash that drives her thriving industry, that she previously collected herself in the streets of Elgin, is now imported from the U.S. State of Maine where a regional DKULT operation has sprung up under the leadership of Nancy Bell Scott, known to have ties to the controversial and alleged cultist Trungpa Rinpoche. DK's trash cartel can be traced further to Hamburg, Germany, and probably beyond. An unidentified DKULT watcher claims a major partnership is in the works with Grigori Antonin of Minnesota.

 

In response to my request for a new D-Koder ring I received a baffling document, prefaced by this letter and followed with page upon page of forms to complete:

 

Now the second page:

 

 

I regret I cannot reproduce the voluminous reports I am requested to complete. Clearly, the average mail-artist is powerless against the D-KULT. Here is an example of some of the contents:

 

Exhibit H is alleged to be a psychological test designed by Grigori Antonin (Minnesota, USA).

I cannot imagine what Exhibit C has to do with a defective D-Koder Ring. The slick marketing that helped the D-KULT's rise to the top is still being used to its advantage. The bad news came to me in this wonderful envelope:

 

 

D-KULT marketing and recruitment is clearly as slick as ever. Has a once benevolent mail-art movement evolved in a dangerous kult of personality? I will leave that for readers to decide.

 

Mail-artists are encouraged to monitor the official Diane Keys blog and report any strange or unusual activities:


http://dianekeys.blogspot.com/

 


MAIL-ART PSYCHIC

 

Mink schnitzel

 

Don't take it out of the bag, Louise. It's not normal.

 

The proper remedy is catwalk maroon. waffles or waffling

 

Snooker's Mink Ranch.

 

Bifidus has found the key to the 13th dimension. The signs were always there.

 

37

 

You don't look that good in red anyway. Sleeve it alone.

 

Coffee cups & doughnut holes.

 

He asked for a white handkerchief & an orange. Max knew him in Queens. It was the noise of the chainsaw that bothered me the most. No, the other Max.

 

Harvey Brown. Yet another genius from Cleveland.

 

Ray says the Glimmer Twins are back.

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Tags: Ministry-of-Fun, Sloan, Trashpo, Trungpa-Rinpoche-Club

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Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 2, 2011 at 8:53pm

KDJ - JFK - 2 much for coincidence

Comment by DKeys on December 2, 2011 at 1:44pm

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 2, 2011 at 12:06am

Dw has left the building.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 1, 2011 at 11:49pm

Le chat Nikita

Comment by DKeys on December 1, 2011 at 11:41pm

it's been done. Codeword babushka. No turning back. DW will definately be moving out of the house now.

Comment by DKeys on December 1, 2011 at 11:39pm

DVS, that is so 12 hours ago

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 1, 2011 at 7:02pm

I agree, I'm worried you're going to activate "sleeper" agents all over the world.

Comment by DKeys on December 1, 2011 at 7:00pm

hiding in plain site--good strategy DW. kazhdymzagovor and out

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 1, 2011 at 6:56pm

Товарищ Диана Я рад, что вы знаете, я несумасшедший. Я пытался связать вас с каждымзаговор на земле. Мне нужно было сказать больше оRoadkill.

Comment by DKeys on December 1, 2011 at 6:32pm

DW, You have hit the gvozdi on the head. Ваши так называемые черепно-мозговой травмой был простоэкран памяти предназначен, чтобы держать вас от истины. Новы обнаружили это сейчас, потому что вы готовы, и мы даливам. Это все правда, кроме синтетических инцидентов РК.Это была дезинформация направить внимание от человека /чужой гибридизации и клонирования эксперименты, происходящие в другом тайм-линии.

And Chicago pizza sucks.


 
 

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