David Stafford DryerPo

[DKeys]

The most amazing box arrived, beautifully packaged in a cologne box, was the prototype for Dryerpo--from the Diane Keys Collection. This is Dkult's FIRST product line and it does not disappoint. A dirty wool sock was just the first of many pleasant surprises. The side of the box says "look for these other fine Diane Keys products:  trashpo supermarketadspo grocerylistpo--coming in supermarkets topopo, which I have no idea what that means but sounds intrigueing. ingredients are artisnal lintballs. they are absolutely perfect spheres-these lintballs had to be made by prisoners. No one else would have the time to fashion these so circularly.  Inside the lovely box is a mangled dollar bill, flash drive, weird tag thingy, and the lint balls of course. All of this came inside a lovely decorative bag. The packaging is beautiful and will definately stand out on the shelf. Thanks David

[De Villo Sloan]

David is a mail-art Soc(k)rates.

[DKeys]

Oh my Goddess--I had NO idea the flash drive was still operational. That video just takes this mail art over the top. The camera loves you!!!!  Your ventriloquism skills are top notch. I didn't even see half of your mouth move. Did you send me the sock in the video? I like how lambchop is wearing a santa hat. Hilarous David. Now I HAVE to figure out how to get this video posted.  any tips would be welcomed

[David Stafford]

But wait there's more....on the flash drive is my very first video wherein I discover an amazing aptitude for ventriloquism...And it's short enough for anyone whose attention span has been sliced to a millisecond by prolonged exposure to the internet or other mind-altering drugs....

[xx Jones]

brilliant!