The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper - Start Your Career Today! - Special Discount for Prisoners

[De Villo Sloan]

The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper

Founder:

Martha Stuart

Administration:

Katerina Nikoltsou, Dean of Asemics

Diane Keys, Minister of Propaganda, Student Ambassador

Snooker the Amazing Mail-art Dog, Dean of Men

David Stafford, Dean of Women

De Villo Sloan

Current Students:

Sue Bowen

Dark wall

Diane Keys 

Katerina Nikoltsou

KDJ

My Life As A Collage

Austin Wills James

Applications still being accepted! Post your work in the MSSAWP discussion thread!

Don't put off today what you can do tomorrow!

Our state-of-the-art facilities put you an environment that will be very similar to your first big job after graduation

What are you waiting for? Let's roll!

"Why put off today what you can do tomorrow?"

- Martha Stuart (advice to John Lennon and Yoko Ono during the recording of Revolution #9)

Our faculty and staff are here to serve you!

[De Villo Sloan]

Please consider my application for enrollent in your fine inxtuition.

[De Villo Sloan]

Automatic acceptance for Dark wall under the Martha Stuart Family Legacy Program. Full scholarship.

[DKeys]

I smell nepotism here!

[DKeys]

I vote YES! on institutionalizing DW. I think the meds they give him will really spur his creativity and get us a whole new client base. I also heard rumor of some bribe taking, but you didn't hear it from me

[De Villo Sloan]

The Martha Stuart School does not accept transfers or credits from:

[DKeys]

Crap, if only I'd known this 20,ooo dollars ago. Does it count that I took PasteMaking 101? I got a C- but it was still a passing grade.

[De Villo Sloan]

This wouldn't be the first place that expelled me!!!!

[De Villo Sloan]

Kat, do you know you have been named Dean of Asemics at Martha Stuart? In addition to the DW enrollment problem, Diane now has a serious transcript problem. Do you see how art becomes secondary in an organization like this? Really sad.

[DKeys]

It really does come down to who you know, just like in life. And apparently my association with Ramone and Stubbs has not earned me any favor.  Doesn't it even count that my great great great great grandfather INVENTED wallpaper?Well, it was actually blood spatter due to an unfortunate misfire, but it caught on. So has my time here been all a lie? Kat, you are the Dean. Can't you write me a letter of recommendation? Well, DW is expelled and now it looks like I join him. Maybe we will start our own offshoot school.

[DKeys]

Thank you Oh Mighty Dean! You have made me so happy.  I have dropped out of every college within a 100 mile radius of here so this really is my last chance at a decent education.  I was even kicked out of Ronald McDonald University for insubordination. I'm hoping this school can prepare me for a lucrative career at Ace Hardware.

[De Villo Sloan]

Our founder Martha Stuart is beaming down from heaven. We have found a true leader in Dean Nikoltsou. I was certain a committee would be formed. Excellent!

[De Villo Sloan]

Thank you Dean Martin!